Non-Smoker with A Few Extra Pounds body type
Midland, Texas
31 year old Male, 5' 8" (173cm), Christian - other
Caucasian, Capricorn
llamamilker isn't seeking a relationship or any kind of commitment.
Some college
Dept Manager

I am Seeking a Woman For Friends
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Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Green
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Under 1 year How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious
Pets No Pets  

About Me
Howdy all 2 of you that read this.

I'm going to start this off simple, one of the biggest annoyances to me is when people make zero attempt at capitalization, punctuation, or spelling. It reeks of apathy and ignorance and I want no part of it. However I totally get that the English language kind of totally sucks sometimes, so I'm not a grammar Nazi, I just want people to care. The written word is a dying art and I find the to be an absolute tragedy. That being said, I do fancy myself a fledgling author. I also love reading, though I don't do it as much as I should. I appreciate art in all of it's forms, be that, visual, written, or audible.

Now that I've made myself seem like a pretentious prick, let us move on.

I'm honest to a fault, I'm also incredibly loyal to my friends and family. I can be incredibly passionate about things and I like to be around people that can also find something to be passionate about. People these days just seem to exist with little to no purpose and it makes me sad to see, I'd love to find a way to inspire others.

I have done theater and I like to think I did a damn fine job of it I do find myself to be shy and/or socially awkward in very personal situations. It's something I'm working on, but I don't know many people here in Midland, TX and I lack that spark to just walk up to someone and be all like "Hey, I like your shirt, let's be best buds for life." That said I pretty much just go to work and stay at home. I do love playing pool and drinking on the porch though. I love concerts but haven't been to one in a long time, I'd like to change that.

I'm off and on with diets and working out, but ultimately I do realize I'm a little on the heavy side and it is something I'd like to change. Just kind of comes down to motivation. Hooray for unused gym memberships.

Quick and dirty favorites:

Coheed and Cambria
The Doors
Motion City Soundtrack
George Watsky
The Heavy
The White Stripes
The Black Keys

Heroine Diaries
Snow Crash
The Wheel of Time Series
Ender's Game
Ready Player One

Pulp Fiction
Pretty much anything from Monty Python
Shaun of the Dead
Trigun (Oh no anime!)
Cowboy Bebop
Fairy Tale
Burn Notice

Games: (I may have forgotten to put "I'm a great big nerd" but I feel it was implied)
I love a large majority of the Final Fantasy games
Far Cry 3
Rogue Legacy
Super Mario (Because you know, it's effin' Mario)
The Legend of Zelda

That's me, I put on no false airs. Love it or leave it, I'll keep on being me, and that's all I can be.

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