I have tattoos, swear like a sailor, love a good dirty joke and have a rather macabre interest in death (specialization of my one of my graduate degrees) but if their is a wounded animal within a 50 mile radius of my house, it will find its way to my front door.....it is as if they know lol. I would never hurt another sentient being (except to eat them or wear their skin Hahaha). I would never intentionally hurt anything nor take advantage of anyone.
I'm an assistant principal and have three sons; I love kids.
I hold two graduate degrees, two credentials and am finishing a PhD. I dive and run and will try anything once. I have a brutal sense of humor so the faint of heart need not apply.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
"Coffee can be ten minutes or two hours depending on chemistry."