BCisback20: Let's blow smoke in babies faces
Non-Smoker with Athletic body type
Brighton, Michigan
34 year old Male, 6' 0" (183cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Virgo
BCisback20 wants to date but nothing serious.
Bachelors Degree

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
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Do you drink? Often (>3times/week) Do you want children? Prefer Not To Say
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Hazel
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 2 years
Pets Cat  

About Me
First off I am pretty much a complete and utter dork and a pathetic loser. I dislike almost everything except for sports, video games, watching tv/movies, comic books and listening to music where people scream about depression, inadequacy, and hatred. Oh and I’m a genius, yes literally, so you’ll never win an argument against me and I know how much women love to be wrong, and during the fights I’ll never lose my temper and every response will include a sarcastic undermining overly logical emotional jab in a condescending tone that will all but boil your blood. I’ll never dance, ever, even if things work out and we get married, because I feel that anything that could pass as entertainment for cave men 3 million years ago is far too cretinous for any civilized humans in today’s day and age. Aaaaaaand I’m the world’s pickiest eater, so all of the time you’ve spent acquiring special recipes and practicing to become a five star chef will be a complete waste. I only eat like 4 things; chicken tenders, cereal, potatoes and hot dogs, so I hope you like fast food :). Oh, and about that dork business, I drive a Prius, that’s right a Prius, and I’m proud of it. On top of all that, I’m a light weight drinker, so I can almost never stay awake til 2 a.m. at the bar, and if I ever go over my usual 5 beers, you can almost count on me throwing up for hours on end. Just when you think things couldn’t be any worse, I’m sick like all of the time, like we are talking at least 6 months out of the year….So message me if the drool dripping from your chin hasn’t already ruined your keyboard, specify that you’re serious, and/or I’ll assume you were attempting to contact someone else with prospects, good looks or just is anyone else on this site that isn’t me. I wouldn’t blame you, I’d want nothing to do with me either.

With that being said...
In all actuality im f-ing awesome and spending life as the most underrated man in history is starting to get old ladies. You might want to lock this down while stock's still low, and act fast while follicle pigment still lasts...

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Meet up for a drink at the bar and find out if we can make each other laugh for more than six consecutive minutes...or we can just awkwardly stare at the wall watching paint dry, i honestly dont care...


Thought I might note the following:
*The Dark Knight Rises is the greatest movie ever...if you don't like it, this won't work out
*Nickelback is the worst band ever...if you like them, this won't work out
*I Graduated from MSU so if you're an obnoxious Walmart Wolverine...this once again probably won't workout. Non-obnoxious Wolverine fans are still welcome...