dis-enchanted: le joli petit monstre
Non-Smoker with Average body type
Sherman oaks, California
36 year old Female, 5' 4" (163cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Gemini
dis-enchanted wants to date but nothing serious.
Some college
monster maker

I am Seeking a Man For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Red Eye Color Hazel
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 9 years
Pets Cat  

About Me
I wonder if I've been changed in the night? Let me think. Was I the same when I got up this morning? I almost think I can remember feeling a little different. But if I'm not the same, the next question is 'Who in the world am I?' Ah, that's the great puzzle!

if you want to be entertained by the tweets and the twits, follow me @ twitter.com/andieinreallife

i'm andie and i am terribly socially awkward and quite prone to doing very entertaining and embarrassing things on a very regular basis. for real though, i am ridiculous and silly and goofy and fun, but i just don't follow social rules very well...oh, and i wear costumes quite often...not full on costumes, but i just wear what i want and if that includes a top hat or a tutu, well then, that happens. i do hair, make up, special effects, props, and costuming...i make monsters!!! i love to build things. i really wish that there were more than 24 hours in a day and i work quite a lot, so as much of a****as this makes me sound, i don't really like to spend my limited free time with people who have nothing to say... i believe that there is, however, always time to be made for the right person or the right adventure. Please know though that right now I'm pretty much looking to meet some cool people and gain some epic friendships, however, I am not opposed to friendship turning into anything else...I just don't like the pressure of dating.

i try to ride my bike a lot and go on sporadic adventures. (bonus points if you know what geocaching is)

i am a very strong woman with a very strong personality who needs a very strong and confident man, not****, but confident. i have been accused more than Once of being scary and intimidating to men, and i can see it just a little bit, cuz I'm intense, man... i used to care and try to bat my eyelashes and be more gently girly, but i have now decided that it is a way to weed out the weak, cuz if i scare you, then this will never work out well anyways. (: please don't confuse strength with masculinity though...i am all girl! i like to wear dresses and cutsie pie make up and everything, the difference is that i'm more than willing to change a tire or fiberglass something while wearing that dress. i will never fit into any stereotypical box and i can accessorize the crap out of a respirator and tool belt.

i am about 97% sure that the writers for 30rock have a secret camera on me and base liz lemon loosely on my everyday life!

i am looking for clark kent....sweet and mild mannered and a bit on the nerdy side, but can rock it out and superhero it up when the time is right! (i do have a slight super villain alter ego that sometimes needs to be appropriately challenged!)
i need you to be able to take charge and come up with ideas and treat me like a lady and an equal all at the same time.
(i know this is a lot to ask, but i do not think that it is to much to ask.)

the most common messages that i get on here are ones telling me that i am cute and or interesting... and again, with the risk of sounding like a**** i know that i am all kinds of interesting and kinda cute and while it's quite flattering, i'd rather hear something interesting about yourself or why this whole internet thing might have brought us cosmically together and why my life just might be less fulfilled without messaging you back. let's be cute and interesting together! (: i love to be entertaining, but i feel that more than a couple of men whom have contacted me just want to be entertained and not join in the fun. i need a partner not a supporter.

plato's theory of soulmates: humans originally consisted of four arms, four legs, and a single head made of two faces, but Zeus feared their power and split them all in half, condemning them to spend their lives searching for the other half to complete them...interesting to ponder. (:

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I'm kind of over the whole first date sit down and have coffee or something interview...interviews make me nervous!
If we're doin something fun and silly then you'll see much more of the real me and hopefully I the real you. There is no time to be nervous if you're smiling, laughing, and causing an entertaining scene. (:

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