ev2281: dance in laughter w. the everafter
Smokes Occasionally with Athletic body type
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
35 year old Male, 6' 0" (183cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Sagittarius
ev2281 is actively seeking a relationship.
Associates Degree

I am Seeking a Woman For Long Term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Hazel
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 5 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Pets No Pets  

About evan
I live on my own, I pay my own bills/rent, I wear socks that match (most of the time) and I love my Mom. I'm a confident, intelligent & comedic person.

Work: Healthcare Information Technology. Imagine: Thick glasses, concave chest, really high voice, poor social skills. Please, ladies, remain clothed.

Play: Raging sex panther. Feared by nature and animals alike. The dude from the DosEquis "Stay thirsty" commercials is an urban myth based on a true story about me.

Food: All. Except meatloaf. Don't ask.

Weekends: Bar scene occasionally. I have trouble meeting women there because they ask for my autograph thinking I'm Brad Pitt. That's why I'm on this site. Yup, that's why. If I don't go out, I usually go for a long run (play video games), help my elderly neighbors with lawn care (watch movies), or work on my dance moves (read nerdy sci-fi books).

What I seek: Smart, 2 legged, no mustaches (they tickle), independent, adjective, and adjective!

Colons: Are fun to use.

First date: We can't go for wings, I eat those things like a caveman and will just embarrass myself. No S&M clubs, furry conventions, or roller blading. I have weak, yet sexy, ankles.

If you match more than 22.4823% of the criteria above, please feel free to email me. Include your favorite care bear in the subject so I know you are not Skynet.

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