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Admittedly, writing these is like crafting some sort of cover letter for a resume. It's inherently the most asexual approach to describing anything. It goes through revisions over time, so here is a first draft champ.
My names Daniel, and I'm a relaxed spoken, sophisticated 26 year old who understands that you need to squeeze life for all it's worth.
Sarcasm (positive) and metaphors are a staple with my language. Admittedly my personality type is not easily squared with my education.
My aspirations are to become a successful and wealthy statistical consultant.
I'm currently career focused and establishing a business marketing econometric solutions.
I attended University for Mathematics, Economics and Statistics.
Friendships are a key to life, but I no longer would consider myself to be the person who would take a grenade for a friend or anyone but a family member. Perhaps I'd take them to Tim Horton's for a tim bit or a chilupa stand.
"Only stupid people make mistakes, intelligent people learn from others mistakes."
"Nice guys always finish first, unless she's ovulating"
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"
"Power is the most potent aphrodisiac for a woman" - Henry Kissinger
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
So here's a theory on first dates.
Kinetic activity is key, movement encourages you to gain familiarity with new people.
Keeps the blood coursing through your veins, and makes it easier to communicate with people who are introverts and have an initial poor social IQ.
And try to avoid predictably in a way which maintains a mundane comfort level.