I do not do the ""Meet Me" bc I dont have the upgrade.... so message me.
***Please be what your photo shows. Met a guy supposed to be 5'10 he was shorter than me!! Ughh..
Plenty of Fakes/Freaks!!!!
First off this whole 50 thing sucks..
* I don't feel 50
* I don't look 50
* I don't want to be 50
So let's say I'm 34 !!
** I feel more 34 anyway.
I also am attracted to guys younger than me who can keep up with me and are taller than me! Geez this pond is full of shorties..not much legal keep size. Lol..
** Pointer for you guys : we don't want to see your fish, bucks, quads, bikes, trucks, cars, kids, sunsets, snow, beaches,.. in case you didn't realize this, this IS a dating site, we want to see YOU, and please have someone take fairly good pics of you. Most of you guys pics are so blurry.
Just a female point of view.. I only want to help you, not trying to complain.
Secondly, I am a mature woman who knows what she's looking for. I am ready to finally be as spoiled as I spoil my man. Tired of always giving 1,000% and receiving maybe 25% back. I'm not settling until I find exactly who " I WANT THIS TIME".
NO: LIARS..LOSERS.. CHEATERS OR USERS!! HAD MY SHARE! [b/]
Just wait until you are old and gray (or bald) and your gaming days are over and you are all alone..bc you played too many good women. No one is going to want your old wrinkly ballsack and ass then! [b/]
BE REAL..WHY FAKE WHO YOU ARE?
YOU SHOULD REALLY WANT A RELATIONSHIP IF YOUR PROFILE SAYS YOU DO!!
If you care to read:
~~B . O N . U . S INFO~~
~~30 +UNUSUAL FACTS ABOUT ME~~
* I have beautiful pearly white teeth, (not missing any, are you? Please have nice teeth)
* I am getting into shape ( I want you to be trying too)
* I'm not into drugs (but they say Love is a drug)
* I dont smoke (but I do get very Hot)
* I never had any STD's (and dont want any)
* I never been arrested (but I will cuff you if you wish)
* I never took anyone's life ( but I'd like to take your breath away)
* I dont hang out in bars ( never was behind them either) lol
* I don't eat Chinese, Thai, or any foreign (I am AMERICAN)
* I have 2 wonderful kids so I am pretty busy.
* I'm very well educated, I'm a teacher (yes you can be the bad student..want to try?)
* I was country raised (with horses but I clean up well, and yes I wear boots often, so you must be taller than me)
* I love big dogs, I have 2 mastiffs (do not like cats much)
* I love the outdoors (and indoors with the right person)
* Im not afraid to get dirty (bc I clean up well)
* I'm not a girly girl who does her nails (I do too much physical labor to have nice nails.)
* I sing in the shower and in the car (even with windows down)
* I know a lot about football and can hang with the guys (and know what exactly is going on, go Steelers)
* I am as honest and loyal as a human can be, ( no cheater here but maybe once playing Monopoly)
* I do love to play games as stated above (but not games of the heart)
* I have good credit (but not perfect, I do love to shop since losing all that weight)
* I live in the country.. never want to live in a city (you will need 4wd to get to me in the winter) not planning on moving, so be willing to relocate to me, provided we click.**important **
* I'm tanned all year round with no lines (yes I have a pool)
* I will get along with your mom/dad, I promise (I really will try)
* I keep a beautifuly clean home (most of the time, but it needs some manly attention)
* I love kids and will love yours (as long as you dont have more than 10 and I'm not your babysitter so you can go cheat or hang at the bar)
* I will try to give you the world and not ask for much in return (I am low maintenance)
* I do not want your wallet, (but if you insist we can go shopping )
* I own my home and it's paid for( no it's not a camper or a tent ) actually it sits on 17 acres and it's in the woods.
* I wont get pissy when you go out with the guys (as long as you come home to me)
* I will always kiss you goodbye and good night(even if we are not getting along)
* I will offer my compassion and love every minute of my life (but I'd like the same in return)
* I will tickle or rub your back until you fall asleep (but beware after you fall asleep) haha
* I will offer you the world on a silver platter (but cannot promise it will always be shiny). So..what do ya say? Want to give it a shot?
* Please be active, bc I'm very active...always on the GO.
* Now I want to know all about you!!
--NOT INTO: INTERRACIAL DATING, OR WOMEN..OHH HELL NO.
--PLEASE BE AN HONEST GENTLEMAN AND NOT BE EXPECTING SEX FIRST DATE OR 2 OR 3!!
--MATURITY(not age wise)AND HONESTY EXTRA 25 POINTS
-- HORSE LOVER
EXTRA 50 POINTS
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Anything agreed on..
Maybe a blanket in a field, bottle of wine, and a beautiful sunny day/evening?
Kayak on a lake or river all day? Horseback riding?
Road trip to someplace interesting...
Spending all night in the bed of a pickup talking n watching stars..
Snowmobiling with bottle of wine...
Ice skating, snowball fight, tubing or sledding? I'm not one for the cold but with someone who will keep me warm..ok!
I love almost all music..mostly 70's and 80's and country.. No Rapp..or head bangin screaming garbage!
But the all time favs are SPRINGSTEEN, Mellencamp, Bryan Adams, Def Leopard, U2, Poison, Pat Benatar, Foreigner,.. list goes on...on..
Thanks for stopping by, I hope to hear from you.. Dont be shy, If I looked at your profile and didnt say hello, it doesnt mean you cant start the conversation.. I am very easy going and easy to talk to.. try me!!
I DARE YOU TO !! Triple dog dare ya.. lol