New POF story.
Just this week this one fella messages me. My car computer died so I didn't work and spent the day trying to get it fixed while chatting with his old mild mannered ass on the phone, he's all I got a masters degree this and I'm looking for a good girl that.Meh! The next day he says "we should get lunch" I'm like "cool,you know the situation with my car, you'll have to pick me up". He agrees, so I give him a meet up spot down the street from my house. I was wearing a regular old black tshirt(reference pics, I'm always on black) a pencil skirt and converse, he pulls up on me? I wait for him to get out the car, he didn't and just waved me over. I walk around and open his car door and I'm smacked in the face with the stench of weed. I don't smoke but fine, I aint judging the next persons relaxation methods. He turns in his seat and I come gave to face with a negro that's 5-10 (imagine Michael Blackson older with acne he picks at)years older than his, I'm like these mother Fudging pic filters are the work of the devil, because he looks like his pic, but didn't really look like his pic. But cool, I have walked my big behind in the hot Sun, imma get my free lunch( the devil is a lie) .We speak, He's eying me out the corner of his eye as he pulls off, before we're even out the parking lot of the store, he stops the car, he turns his bad skinned, beady eyed, peanut head ass around and says "I want some of you". I'm thinking to myself "you have lost your mind you catfishing f*ckboy. I say instead "you didn't read my profile did you"? He's says "no what it say " I just laugh. He was trying to get me to tell him, but I ignore and I'm like, you lied and said wanted to get lunch to supposedly get to know me, now you're talking about humping 3 minutes after we meet face to face, no!" It's like he didn't hear anything I said because he blurted out "I'm willing to pay for it". I look at this pimple faced, buck tooth **** like "you can't be serious". He's dead ass serious, he pulls out a hundred dollar bill. What 100 about to do for me? ****ing random negros who pay random women for coochie?Somethibg only death can cure. Nah, imma pass . I opened the door and got out, he got out talking about he drove from Tampa, and? Drive your ass back...
How many times in how many ways do I have to tell y'all I ain't ****ing y'all random asses?
So why my header say "no netflix and chill"(Yall think its a game?), I'm talking about "macing pervs" in my interest ,then there's all the ranting and raving I do down below and I still have so and so's trying me. I should have known the day wasn't going to start off right when first thing dude said to me was " I love your shape" not Hi, how are you. I should have said f it and went back in the house right? Nope,I get in the car, we driving and he pull thelet me stop by the house and change first,I'm like ok, I talked to dude a couple weeks, he seems legit, though his ass lied, 'cause standing eye to eye with me aint 6 feet and no grown man weighing 140 pounds is athletic built, that's skinny.
But anywho, I get out and chill on his sofa, crime TV on, some gruesome shit, he want to change to TV over to Netflix and chill until his brother get there so he can let him in, I'm like no, keep it on the show about the chick killing a man, he scoot up on me, I scoot over to establish some personal space again, he scoot over again and has the audacity to place his lil peanut head directly on my boobies, talking about "I just want to cuddle with you, you know I like big girls," I'm like negro, you read my profile, it says NO Netflix and chill and you're trying to trick me into Netflix and chill, I said I don't cuddle with strangers and you trying to cuddle? #BoyBye
Whole time I'm pissed off 'cause I missed this big ass. nasty. herpes looking, infested bump on the side of his face and now I'm sitting on his sofa and touching his possibly herpes infested belongings and he got it right next to my cleavage.
I'm immediately ready to go, **** lunch, **** a "Witch Hunter" movie, I just want to go home and sanitize myself. I make an excuse for him to take me home, I'm still being nice, chatting, he pull up and as I say thank you and get out, he hollers, "this why I **** with white ****es,they know they **** aint that damn valuable" he's sits there looking upon my amused face like he's actually waiting for a reply, my response was. Thank you and my sisters blessed with melanin thank you for punishing white women with your presence and not us,now get the **** away from my house!(It wasn't really my house, but my instincts told me not to let this too nice to be true negro know where I stay).
Why yall ignorant?
Please pretty please do not send me any sexual messages, I'm not interested in having casual encounters with strange men. I don't understand why so many of y'all claim to hate loose females but continually try and turn women into them. If I want to have any kind of sexual relations with you it won't be because your font turns me on.
I'm 31, somewhat educated, kind of immature and goofy. I'm not here looking for a husband(already had one), just some interesting people to entertain me(Yep! I'm trying to use you). I like to travel, read and go to movies, I'm very spontaneous and groupon and living social helps me with that(gun range anyone?).
I've been here a year so here are some things I've learned.
Alot of yall lie for no reason. I don't need anyone to lie to me here( I only believe half of what you say anyways..lol). It's the internet for gosh sakes, you should be yourself, you can block anyone who doesn't like you.
White men always want to frigging cuddle? I swear its like Hi how r u, want to get a movie and cuddle? No I don't want to cuddle and no it's not the size of your penis that makes me not want to "date" you all, it's preference.
"You want to chill" means come to my place so I can try and convince you to give me some coochie..lol
No I don't want to chill with your Russian(playing with your life, it's some diseases not even god can get rid of) roulette spinning ass(asking ever female you come across until u get an yes)...lol
Some of yall roommates happen to be your children(s) mother and she will call a number to find out why you talking to her man(neck roll).
Some of yall single but your wives and girlfriends don't know it.
In conclusion. I'm really not with the drama. I want my POF experience to be fun.