HEEEEEYYYY-O!!! I'm Brian! I need to meet a fun girl to spend some happy hours and free time with! I like shitty beer, shitty bars, and shitty sh*t like that! AND i dont like shitty people that talk shitty about sh*t they dont know sh*t about. That puts everyone else in a shitty mood.
I think im pretty funny, so im usually laughing at myself. I am a firm believer that happiness is a choice! I choose happy! I prefer shirts that dont have sleeves. Outside of work i have a fairly strict "suns out, guns out" policy. I spend most of my days playing outside. Me and my mutt do everything together. Biking, running, laking (its a verb i just made up). sports are awesome, i try to waste as much of my life watching them as possible. I'm really competitive. I can do over 10,000 push ups without resting. I've climbed mt everest twice, blindfolded, and without ropes or oxygen the second time. you tell me what else you need to know!
you shouldnt message me if you think having a sh*t ton of fun sounds shitty.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Maybe McDonalds? If you dont like fancy food we could get something else....