Hey guys... nice weather we're having.
Offspring of immigrants. Random. Fiesty. Southern Belle with a strong accent. Educated. Aspiring billionaire. Witty. Sarcastic. Master of the poker face. Superwoman.
Strip clubs have the best wings. I like my whiskey straight. I can drive anything with wheels. I sell drugs for a living.
...but if I type it all here, we'll have nothing to talk about.
Philly made, Texas raised.
Please save your respectability politics.
If you don't use Oxford commas or form grammatically correct sentences, please do not bother me.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Rob the National Treasury. Or brunch.