dncw2012: Sarcasim is a must!
Smokes Often with Average body type
Lynnwood, Washington
33 year old Female, 5' 7" (170cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Cancer
dncw2012 is looking for a relationship.
Some college
office manager

I am Seeking a Man For Dating
Needs Test View her relationship needs Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Prefer Not To Say
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 7 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Pets Cat  

About Me
Liars, cheaters and whiners need not apply! :)

Players, homeboys, gangsters, wannabe’s, hoodlums, swaggers – “It ain’t happenin fool; now pull up your pants!”

Vegetarians, it is admirable of you to stand by your morals however, I do not believe our personal preferences would mingle well, seeing as I am a carnivore. Live long and prosper!

A few things for potential men to consider:

- I am not your mama.
- Bare foot and pregnant does not compute.
- Skinny jeans on a man are a “oh hell no”.
- Girly, girl does not apply to me.
- I am not a booty call.
- If you cannot communicate; then with all respect, do f*ck off.
- I’m not your taxi
- If you are arrested for being drunk I will not bail you out. Just on principal alone - learn from your mistakes please!
- If you drink like a fish, find another fish to drink with you, not me.
- I’m not anyone’s sugar mama, pay your own bills.

**Also beware I am not 420 friendly I don't mind if you are, but I just ask not around me please.

If sarcasm eludes you then be assured so will I. My entire profile/warning should tell you a few things about myself. I am sarcastic, blunt and I speak my mind. If that frightens you, run home to mommy please and leave me to the big boys

A few things about me I read... a lot. I love NCIS, Criminal minds, Cops, Family Guy, American Dad... My favorite color is blue. I'm not really good at describing my-self I would just like to find a man that wants to be my friend and companion, have fun and hopefully laugh with each other as much as possible.

If your sarcastic, blunt, honest and looking for someone that's really tired of the game and drama that goes with it - you'll at least have made a new friend in that respect :)

Enjoy and happy fishing!

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Just not a bar or club I actually wanna get to know someone first, without having to yell over the music.

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