m3atl0uphbr0wn: Figuring it out...anyone else?
Non-Smoker with Big & Tall/BBW body type
Youngstown, Ohio
30 year old Male, 6' 3" (191cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Libra
m3atl0uphbr0wn is looking for a relationship.
High school
Film/TV Junkie

I am Seeking a Woman For Long Term
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? No Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Green
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Under 1 year
Pets Dog  

About Me
Hello my name is Mark. My friends generally call me Kelso.

I'm just your friendly neighborhood tall man. Saving cats from trees and whatnot. When I'm not being a hero of Batman-scale proportions I tend to keep it low key. You will not find me at a club or anything like that... I generally detest social drinking. Don't get me wrong, I hate private drinking too. It's been a tough road finding someone who doesn't feel the need to pound the liquor in order to have a conversation... but that is for another day.

My time is consumed with card games, watching full series of television, and thinking. Not thinking of anything in particular sometimes.

In the future I intend on writing and playing cards. Everything else as far as a career is open to me as well, but I'll be damned if I don't at least try to do what I want first.

I'm vulgar to the point of just saying strange things to myself because they make me laugh. I'm capable of insurmountable sarcasm but overwhelming kindness all within the same half hour. I try too hard and not hard enough. I'm your classic know-it-all-but-knows-nothing. I can do things with cards and poker chips you only see on T.V.

I'll be honest and up front... The thought of sitting around a bonfire for the sake of being outside makes me physically upset. I am NOT an outdoorsman insofar as I like being outside for any reason when I can just as easily be inside for that same reason. Nature is wonderful and all that, but there is snakes out there yall. And muskee-toes. And lions. Inside there is the internet, the television, and air conditioning. No contest? This does not include things that are exclusive to being outside. I can't see the stars from my basement...Or can I? I'll get back to you on that.

Needless to say I'm really weird and don't mind being so in public. I can tone it down if that is something you'd be interested in. Not married to the idea of being the guy who says weird things in a public forum instead of just lying and getting people to like me. It's a tough life I live, really. First world problems etc etc.

If you're interested in talking, feel confident that I am in no way assuming everyone who contacts me wants a relationship or anything of the sort. I try to be explicit in what I am doing at all times, and I would appreciate the same.

Thank you for reading. Let's Chat.

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