Velvet BBW: Laughter & Orgasms = Happy Relationship?
Non-Smoker with Big & Tall/BBW body type
Castro valley, California
54 year old Female, 5' 7" (170cm), Non-religious
Black, Libra
Velvet BBW is looking for a relationship.
Some University


I am Seeking a Man For Dating
Needs Test View her relationship needs Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Mixed Color Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? All my kids are over 18
Longest Relationship Over 9 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Pets Dog Second Language Other

About Lisa
At least that's the way I see it. The two greatest natural pleasures known to mankind, not to mention the health benefits of laughter and orgasms. Google it, you'll see what I mean. Now, the problem is finding THE ONE MAN who understands that I'm not simply referring to a release of endorphins, but the bond created from laughter and orgasms in a relationship... Unadulterated happiness (HINT: I'm quite simple to please) Oh, and Multiple Orgasms LOL What a difficult feat, what a difficult feat! Not the orgasms but the MAN who DESIRES to give them both in a mutual, loving, committed relationship. And might add, I am not selfish, I reciprocate with utter pleasure!

For those who believe I seek (boring-yawn) CyberSEX, PHONE BONIN' -- this is a NO PHONE BONE ZONE! nor am I interested in a casual sexual encounter ... sooooo That's not it, you can stop playing with that THING and put it away {wagging my finger in admonishment}. Please try a different approach, like "Hello, how are you?" or "How bout those Golden State WARRIORS!!!"

(what earns me angel wings and halo 80% of the time)

I have a wonderful sense of humor and I love to laugh, yet on the opposite end of the spectrum, I enjoy intellectual conversations as well. I am very much a Lady, Rubenesque, open-minded, intelligent, conscious, easy going, honest, respectful, affectionate (LOVES to cuddle) & KISSING(ha! You see these lips). I am a lover not a fighter, and see disagreements as an opportunity for deeper understanding, not discord. I have been known on occasion to think rationally and logically. I have a passion for life and the ability to think outside the box.

I am far from perfect, yet strive everyday to become a better woman. I have the ability to accept you for who you are, not fitting you into some unrealistic image/mold dictated by societies standards of "manhood" and hope that you can accept me for the woman that I am, imperfections and flaws alike.

(what happens when I drop my halo... 20%) {{big grin}}

Stubborn, not jealous, but a wee bit territorial. Liiit-tle bit of a control freak(but trying to control that haha). When angry i'm quiet/silent(just give me space, I forgive and forget easily after a little to think thru the issue). As I've grown older and wiser I've learned that OMG pre-MENOPAUSE is real! (so careful kitty has claws), I reserve swearing and the use of profanity for when my team's losing(Dolphins --LOTTA SWEARING after losing the playoffs hehe) or if the Ref makes a bad call, Oh and in traffic, but only when I'm in the car alone, otherwise I'm a Lady and will think it but not say it out loud! I leave hair on the sink, let the dogs beg and feed them both table scraps (i know, I know, but they're so ugly, they're cute). When I'm naughty (20%) I'm sooo so good Oh, and snoring, not me, I'll never own up to it... It's the dogs Rose & Petal !!!!


I enjoy outdoor events, camping, boating, flying/passenger--single/twin engine, sporting events (football [Dolphins --I know they lost in the playoffs against Pittsburg! but I'm loyal), basketball [Heat, I know I know the Warriors beat them last night], movies, bookstores, antique shopping, wine tasting, walking on the beach, long drives on the coastline. (Hwy 1) Let's have some fun !!

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
meet & greet over coffee/tea/drinks... if we have great chemistry, then arrange a 1st date. I understand dating can be a rather expensive sport, so be creative and unconventional ... i challenge you to come up with a date that doesn't cost an arm and a leg... i could give you examples, but surprise me! HINT: It can be cultural, outdoors, indoors, scenic... anything short of a MARATHON run (4 knee surgeries from a horseback riding accident) but back in my High Heels!!!!

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