So this place is kind of a trainwreck, huh? I see a lot of familiar faces out there. By show of hands how many of you have been here waaaay too long? Yeah. Wow. I thought so. We really need to get outta here. I think it's sucking our souls and draining our life force.
I've decided against the mini essay about myself for now. If I seem interesting or attractive to you, message me. If I feel the same about you I will message you back and we'll go from there. If I message you I'm probably going to open with a really stupid joke. You've been warned.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Something simple where we could just talk and get to know each other, maybe over a beverage in a relatively quiet public place.