*I've zero interest in men younger then me and I'm absolutely not interested in females*
I'm probably the most easy going woman you'll come by. I easily intimidate given my Resting B*tch Face, I always look like an a*s without purposely intending to do so. I am also tall for a woman, on a good day, I'm 5'10". I have many tattoos which also, can be intimidating to some. Although I look like an absolute d*ckwad, I'm not. I'm laid back, I'm sarcastic(extremely), I laugh at the worst things possible and, I am a pervert. I live in the boonies and I work full time for The State which leaves me little time for a social life. I do not have kids, although I do come from an overbearingly large family. I don't smoke(not anything, not even vape) and I do not drink. I'm about as simply complicated as it gets. That being said, I'm not on here for anything specific. If we can hold an adult conversation, f*cking fabulous. Ask me for a titty pic and I'll find the hariest man boobs on Google. Not interested in D*ck Pix either... I can look on PornHub for that shit.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Basketball or Football Game. Somewhere we can chill yet, have fun.