acoolguy: single for too long, buncha dorks
Smokes Often with Average body type
Mansfield, Ohio
38 year old Male, 5' 11" (180cm), Other
Caucasian, Sagittarius
acoolguy is looking for a relationship.
High school
Starving Artist

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Green
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 10 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Pets Other  

About Me

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drop the duckface, prove youre interesting and ill prove im not one of the random creeps on this site. i msg a lot of ppl to chat here that i dont expect to ever meet, so do not think im 2 clicks from dikpik. if ya gotta interesting interest, ill tell ya, if ya should hear this band, i got that too. stuff like that. SO! if you think youre somethin better than somethin, and gotta be rude to a random faraway strangers compliment on the internet......
you think of this the next time you smell ur toilet paper. ;]

thats outta the way.
i HATEhatehate junkies. DO NOT ask me for 20 bucks!
NO racists. yea people are still racist, if thats you, read this real next part real slow, k? .........grow up.
i am too cool for this, but am an introvert who would rather screen strangers over the web than irl meatpace. i use most of the shorthand ive learned, if youd rather i didnt, notta prob please say so. sry thx kbai ;]

I have 2 sweet little girls 1 is grown and another who lives with her mom (my exwife).
I live with a roommate whos a really nice guy.
I landscape and love the grass, wouldent want to do anything else for money.
I am an artist of every stripe, particularly music/graphics, but everything i do is artistic.
Im way too nice for my own good. yet wont fall for drama/bs/liers; they will be screened.
I will also screen potential dates via occupation. if i dont like what youre doing with your life, i wont date ya. i may though, try to dissuade you from spending your precious years on an unfit endeavor.
I have a very blunt personality and a crude/ribald/deep sense of humor. ...and apparently a decent vocabulary because i used "ribald" in that last sentence back there. grammar is lost on me though idc.

though i aint too picky about looks in a gf, although i am about attitudes. barbies set of social standards,lack of originality, and disney morals neither interest nor impress me. have plz interests, hobbies, dreams, ideas or hopes of your own.

not here looking for a prize, i wont be outside your window in the rain with a boombox playing our song. reminds me of a little birdy that ya let loose. if it flys away then it wasnt meant to be, but if it comes back, well you know. 8]

im not too hip on much new music, just about everything i like is older than me, no country ffs. i do like a lot of music and am very picky about it.

i do not care about any professional sports teams anything, its a racket just like your pro wrestling and political elections.

I dont have/want a cell phone, i use the computer for internets. this means a couple things:
A) i dont get a ringtone tellin me theres a message here, i refresh the page, therefore if we are chatting, you have my attention.
B) im VERY annoyed by people addicted to them.

I dont lie about anything, feel free to ask me any blunt, weird, or goofy question. I have particular sexual proclivities like anyone else with a personality does.

still reading? sweet, i spent a lot of fkn time on this, thx 8] so all the fancy standards from a jerk huh? XD well thats cool, i havent played the hep hep cat card yet. im that secret kinda cool that happened where nobody saw it except a few douchebags who left grafitti . 8P

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
i guess the first date was prolly right about when they started recording time? maybe this is a weird litmus test question to screen doofuses and spambots?