funjonjon88: "Meeting people online is awesome" - MLK
Non-Smoker with Average body type
Murrieta, Florida
29 year old Male, 5' 11" (180cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Libra
funjonjon88 is looking for a relationship.
Graduate Degree
Estate planning attorney

Don't dress your dog

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 2 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Pets No Pets Second Language Spanish

About Me
Hi I'm yoni. I'm a pretty awesome dude (trust me)

I came to the US in 2007 - before then I lived in Indonesia. I've lived in and visited more third world countries than I care to count. I've been mugged, stabbed, shot at, and was even forced to eat tofu once. It's really nice to be back in the States but I would not be opposed to hopping back on a plane or taking a road trip. Your company would be more than welcome! (As long as you're not lame)

I'm a tax and estate planning attorney. Don't let me talk about my job because I will bore you to death. If you're into Austrian economics we will totally get along.

My weekends are a mixed bag, I might be at a bar, I might be at a shooting range, or I might even be tossing midgets. You just never know.

What else... I ate a seven pound steak in Texas once and I got the memory tattooed on my arm, I love anything 80's, and I've never been on a roller coaster. Maybe somebody could talk me into it? Like a small one where the carts make a caterpillar or something. We'll get to six flags eventually.

What I'm looking for:

I'd like to meet a motivated, fun, and outgoing person. I'm looking for a partner in crime. I'm not a shallow guy but I know what I'm attracted to. I'm a pretty big dude so I prefer smaller, petite women. If you look like you could kick my ass, it might not work out!

My pet peeves:

- People who show me pictures of their pets on an iphone. Nobody cares about your cat, I promise.

- people who breathe too loud when they eat

Anyway, say hi! Yes, i'm talking to you.

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Dave n' Busters, minigolf, coffee, sitting on a pier drinking beers, throwing rocks at stuff - who cares? We'll make our own fun. It's all about the company, not the place.