Hello! Hola! Bonjour! Guten tag! Ciao! Hei! Alo! Witaj! Privet! Xin Chao! Selam! Jambo! (Okay Ryan, shut up. You probably looked 'em up anyway)
I'm a smart, laid back guy who has a bit of an odd sense of humor, but it works for me. I'm sarcastic, but not to the point of where it's annoying. I've been told I have a great smile, and that I'm pretty attentive when it comes to making a woman feel appreciated and beautiful for who she is.
I am honest and I guess I'd consider myself a pretty nice guy (all sarcasm aside). I care about my fellow humans' well being (mostly) and try to help anyone who needs it. I love to cook, but I'd rather cook for someone else instead of myself. I'm fun and outgoing and I like to try new things, sometimes even if I say I don't. I like to go to concerts, sporting events (doesn't really matter which sport, I like em all) and just about any other sort of celebratory get-together. I like doing just about anything that involves friends and family. Whatever seems fun (the fun-spectrum can be pretty wide). Reading, off-roading, shooting, throwing darts, camping, scuba diving, shooting the breeze, riding my bike. I love movies (I get a kick out of incorporating quotes into casual conversation), music of ALL sorts (yes, even bluegrass, classical, and opera), and accomplishing things that have little real world significance, yet satisfy the crap outta me because I put in the time. (I hear they're called hobbies) Y'know, the good stuff. I would absolutely LOVE to be a voice actor for cartoons and the like someday, so work your business contacts for me! Haha. But yeah, I prefer you to be yourself and not somebody pretend, so you away! I'd rather figure out if I like who you really are instead of an act, anyway. I hear it's all the rage these days! I try to be myself as much as I can, regardless of who I'm in the company of, but I am generally toned down around new people.
I do have my political and religious beliefs (YESSAH!), but I don't go out trumpeting them to the world. If I'm asked, I tell. If I don't agree, I let you know. But I'm not gonna get all bat-doo-doo crazy because you believe the economy would be better this way, or Church and State should be that way. I ain't got time for that sheeezle. But, if you do, I might antagonize you a bit and smile.
Anyway, maybe I pique your interest, maybe you think I'm nuts. If you're interested, please say hey! I'd love to hear from you.
13 Word Summary For The Slackers: I'm always open to meeting someone new and making an adventure of it.
P.S. What the hell is a "brogrammer," and why are new words being created and circulated without my consent?!
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
The Idea Factory will begin production when the occasion arises. And don't worry, "Dinner and a movie?" will never come out of my mouth as a first date suggestion. Dinner and a movie is for couples when you're both hungover or don't wanna do anything, yet still feel like you need to get out of the house.