profilenstuff: To The Funny Farm...
Non-Smoker with Athletic body type
Gages lake, Illinois
32 year old Male, 6' 2" (188cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Gemini
profilenstuff is looking for a relationship.
Bachelors Degree
Curiouser and curiouser!

I know...there's a guitar in this pic

I am Seeking a Woman For Long Term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Grey
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 2 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Pets No Pets  

About Me
$100 digital dollars to anyone who knows where the hell people meet in real life anymore...

Seriously, where?

Anywho, no one has the balls to want to be in a relationship on these sites anyway, but let's lay out some ground rules for this digital meat market and reality show elimination contest[trademark]:

For those on here because they "don't have time to meet people", then you don't have time to date or be in a relationship. Period. No one apparently has time these days, but you'll never HAVE time if you don't actually TAKE time. That's how it works. This includes time to text/talk real conversations in the course of a day, not a week, nor a month. It's not a hand written letter from 1874, it's text. If you don't have time for even that, again, you don't have time for a relationship.

For god's sake, know your geography people. There are tons of websites to help you. This area is a clusterf**k to drive through, and more than 10 miles is beyond time wasting. Eastern Mchenry County, most of Lake County, MAYBE border-hugging Wisconsin, are an acceptable range, but beyond that wastes both of our time. Especially Milwaukee and Chiraq. Just no.

Being lazy and using that insulting "flirt" button, is just that...insulting. It generates the same stupid message and easily lets others know you were lazy.

The "meet me" thing is even more insulting because I can't see who sent it, won't pay to see who sent it, and clearly shows you don't want to meet me because you didn't bother to message instead.

Speaking of messages, real messages are welcome, with, you know, language skills and stuff. I really don't care for "hi", you really don't care how I am doing, and small talk is just bloody awkward.

I'm a one-at-a-time person. I don't know whether or not "pimpin' ain't easy" because I don't do it. I'm not looking to be like on some f'n bachelor reality show, and would also appreciate not being part of your elimination challenge against other dudes on here, if that's how you feel dating should be disposable. No thanks.

So yeah, this is my summary-athon box, and I await the "you're bitter" messages. To which I'll say I'm realistic, that life can be a damn bitter pill to swallow, and I'll be damned if I spread diabetes for the sake of sugar-coating this digital "pick me" classifieds ad.


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