Hi! My name is Jamie. Here is a little about me...I am feisty, witty with a sarcastic sense of humor. I am pretty drama free and you should be too! I am a super mom with a great job and 2 awesome kids (21 and 22)! I prefer dogs over cats and my favorite color is black. I love Chinese and Mexican food. I don't like coffee and I WON'T WEAR A DRESS. Some guys say I am a guys gal and a feminine tomboy! I am an avid NOLES and COWBOYS fan and totally despise the GATORS. I love sports bars (PLEASE LIKE FOOTBALL) and dive bars....not into the club type scene. Right now I am trying to lose 15lbs....so a work out partner would be fun! NO gym rats please....big muscles are gross.
Please have a car, no girlfriend, wife or live with your parents. NO FELONS OR DRUG OR EX DRUG USERS. Please be in the Seminole County/ Orange County area. A SENSE OF HUMOR IS A MUST! Heavy drinkers and smokers please pass me by! Please no Foreign men or men with kids under 18. A killer smile gives you brownie points.
I get a lot of emails so if I don't respond back to you, I don't feel we would be a good match.
Thanks for stopping by!
STUPID THINGS I SEE ON MEN'S PROFILES.....
* Some (MOST) men SHOULD NOT pose with their shirts off. I mean seriously (ugh)
* Posting a pic with the ex...turn off.
* "I work hard and I play hard" , "PARTNER IN CRIME" the most overused phrases written by guys on this site.
* If you want a Barbie....PLEASE look like Ken!
* You say you love your kids? Aren't you supposed to? DUH
* We don't care that you work out 100 times a week. Most don't look like you do.
* Why do you pose with sunglasses on INDOORS? LOL...You look stupid!
* On the self portrait mirror shot...you should CLEAN your bathroom before you take it...AND put the seat down!
* Referring to yourself as "HOT", SEXY & "GOOD LOOKING"? lmao
* SPELL CHECK! :)
* Hey STUPID...when taking a pic for a dating site take the wedding ring off!
* Not having a profile pic? Usually means you're ugly or have a wife or girlfriend.
* Group picture.....I am keeping my fingers crossed u r the HOT one!
* Boasting how much younger you look than your age... says who?
* Does EVERYONE on POF have their own business? LOL
* WOMAN is singular....ONE.....WOMEN is plural....MANY...ALSO...YOUR and YOU'RE...THERE...THEY'RE AND
THEIR...YEP......they are always used improperly
* Last but not least, I am here to look at you....not a 1000 pics of your kids, dogs or cats.