Who am I? The girl with the alluring name, I know... But I'm not a sexual beast with everyone. I'm a sexual beast with the guy I'm with and ONLY him. Every day at least once, twice is better, but I'm not picky... Although I don't tend to like this two minute guy thing... why is sex so friggin SHORT for you guys?! Anyway, one day I'll find marathon man I suppose... until then, I guess I keep on looking.
I DO NOT WANT A HOOKUP or casual or FWB type of relationship. If you only want a fling go somewhere else please. If I want a booty call I got plenty to choose from so please, just stop your fingers and move on.
I'm not all about sex of course but I do spend a lot of time thinking about it. I might as well be a guy, I'm told. I even go the nickname a gay man in a woman's body a few times.
I'm honest, direct, blunt, harsh and all that...no sugar coats here. I speak my mind. I like what I like and speak like I write. I don't like playing head games. I'm told I'm a cougar now. I have no idea. I do like the younger men though... But that's only because I keep meeting boring old men (or men my age.)
I like to laugh, I do it every day. I amuse very easily so you don't have to work THAT hard to make me laugh and yet, some of you guys out there can't seem to do it... you want to stay home and do nothing, watch TV or whatever, yawn! I like to sleep but even I need fun SOME times!!
So I make myself laugh and I like making other people laugh. People say I'm funny so if you have no sense of humour, please go find someone else. If it hurts to smile, I'm not the girl for you.
I'm a little weird and quirky. I can be serious and not serious. I'm down to earth. I'm a tomboy and a lady. I can burst into song or dance around randomly if I hear good music. Don't worry, I won't embarrass you too much... well OK, I'll try not to...I'm currently trying to lose weight by biking around and walking. I plan to be thin soon so I can wear sexier clothes.
I want to learn everything so a sexy brain is hot to me...by that I mean please have some intellectualism. My ideal guy is hot and smart but well, haven't found him yet either. Maybe he doesn't exist but a girl can dream, right?
But if he were to exist he would be showered in affection, complements, and I'd give him my everything. I tend to fall hard, when I fall and that guy has the moon and stars...there isn't much I won't do for my guy. I can only hope he's the same way, affectionate and romantic, gives me his heart as much as I give him mine... Are you out there? We'll see...
I'm a writer and an entrepreneur, I work in sales also, and no not sex sales, lol. I like all kinds of music but have low tolerance for rap and super heavy metal...I have more tolerance for country and classical...but I like pop for the most part. Not 80's crap so much though, I'm not OLD in my head, only my calendar seems to think I'm 40 but I look 28 and I feel 25. I like Linkin Park and Disturbed, Madonna, I love P!nk and edgy artists. Anyway I like a whole bunch of people in music!
I tend to be an open book so just ask and I might answer... even if you think I wont answer, take a chance. Why not?
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Something creative, romantic? funny? unusual? Who knows... Surprise me!