I'm a simple girl. I don't go out every weekend. I'd rather be home with my kid, or at the park with her, or the zoo... Pizza and a movie slummin it on a Saturday night!? Hit me up!
I love the water. Boats, jet skis, fishing.
Four wheelers, concerts, comedy shows. You really wanna win me over? Take me to see Katt Williams.
I smoke like a chimney and curse like a sailor. You smoke weed? Fine. But if you buy weed before you pay your bills, you're out. And if you make a living selling it, don't bother.
If you drink regularly, pop pills, don't take care of your kids, or if your biggest delima is 'what bar are we gunna hit up tonight', please don't contact me.
If you like kids, horror films, wings, and cuddles....thennnnn we might just get along.
I'm really not as ****y as I may sound. My time is precious. And I have no room for nonsense.
Sarcasm is my native tongue.