I'm an athletic guy. I like physical activities like working out, playing basketball or going for a ride. Going to concerts or just checking out live music is always fun. I heart pro sports (Redskins, Lakers, Angels, Ducks) and going to games. You'll probably find me at a dive bar or sports pub when I'm staying low key. Watching a movie, bbqing some steaks, and having some drinks is always chill too. I'm just a crippled guy that's sweet, funny, and attentive (I was told) that does wheelchair tricks. Lol.
I got jokes too. Winky face.
A man sits next to a woman at a bar and says, "I'd tell a joke about my penis, but it's too long." The woman replies, "I'd tell a joke about my vagina, but you'll never get it.
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Sushi and drinks. I don't go hiking though.