Wonderful_Suprise: Your ad here!!!
Non-Smoker with Athletic body type
Denver (broomfield), Colorado
37 year old Male, 6' 0" (183cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Taurus
Wonderful_Suprise is looking for a relationship.
Bachelors Degree
Free Thinker
Dinosaur Prevention

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? No Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 4 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Pets No Pets  

About Me
Why should you email me? Well that's easy!

1) Responsible Adult

Written Budget
Debt Free
Retirement Goals
Kitchen Capable*

*Disclaimer: Sort of, able to order pizza in case of a cooking accident.

2) Sensitive and Caring

Listens or whatever
Might remember your name after the first date
Willing to re-create the singing bar scene from Top Gun
Read your profile before messaging**

**Disclaimer: Mainly just looked at your boobs.

3) Knows Stuff

Knows all the dance moves to the Star Spangled Banner
Can chop vegetables without slicing off own fingers
I before E except after C (and a few other places at random)
Karaoke Champion in seven states***

***Disclaimer: Not really.

4) Fantastic Appearance

Really ridiculously good looking
Hand Model
Old Spice Guy Alternate
Outfit for every occasion****

****Disclaimer: Batman suit.

5) Funny

Knows several jokes
Most jokes are about sheep
Actually only knows three jokes
Made you laugh harder than you have all day*****

*****Disclaimer: Definitely true...send a message already!