I am a magnet for weird people, places, and situations. I have a dark, dry sense of humor. I don't drink shitty beer. I sometimes drink shitty wine. I have a sharp tongue but use it discriminately. I get along with everybody but let very few people into my immediate social circle. I can talk your ear off but prefer to listen.
I get paid to do something I love. I don't have many days off but, when I have free time, I alternate between being a hermit and adventure time. Life is good but I'm so busy that it's hard to meet new people.
Shameless plug: Here is my string duo! We make sounds?
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Some place with easily accessible escape routes in case it's a complete disaster?