I WILL NOT RESPOND KINDLY IF YOU HAVE A SHIRTLESS PIC. THAT IS TRASHY.
I love being with my friends, hanging out late at night and my weird playing music. I'm a shocking person by nature.
I love making people uncomfortable and awkward. I'm a bit of a sadist, but I'm honest. I've got a bad temper and I swear way too much. I hate video games and also hate when guys devote all their time to them instead of actually hanging out with other people.
***I'm NOT looking for boyfriends (I HAVE ONE) or activity partners and certainly not hook ups. This is just for conversation and fun. If you message me then get mad when I tell you I'm not looking for a boyfriend, I'm just going to call you a moron for not reading this.***
And guys, I've messed around on my guy friends' accounts pretending to be a man looking for a woman. I know how snarky the chicks on this site can be.
As long as you are polite and interesting, I'll respond. Though I HATE boring conversations and one-word responses. As long as you keep asking me questions I'll respond to keep trying, but honestly....Boring people are hard to talk to. As proof that you have read my stuff, leave the name of your favorite superhero in the first contact message. If it is not there, chances are, you won't be hearing from me. And don't be emo and talk about how much you miss/love/hate your ex. Nobody cares but you. She's gone. Keep it to yourself and move on.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I don't date. But I would like to hang out with nice guys who won't try anything. Movies I guess. Or I'll kick your ass in Mortal Kombat.