1st off, if you're just trying to get a piece of ass from me so you can brag to your friends or your mom that you hit this, keep moving. (Snaps fingers)
My government name is Randy except when in the UK. Salvadoran (if you were wondering what type of Mexican I am). No debt, no offspring, no criminal record, no drama, owns 3 forms of transportation, great credit, nice teeth, educated, healthy (physically & mentally), artistic, eclectic. Just a humble dude w/ a BIG, FAT dic..tionary-sized vocab. Sarcastic, witty, funny (references upon request...my nieces are my references). Habla español.
For the love of whatever deity you believe in, please possess proper grammatical ability!
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
It would be fun to experience something new that neither one of us has tried before. I think that would be memorable, awkward, and would make for a good story.