uglyduckling1978: Lets get matching face tatoos!!!!
Non-Smoker with Average body type
Canton, Ohio
39 year old Male, 5' 8" (173cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Virgo
uglyduckling1978 is actively seeking a relationship.
Associates Degree
Rodeo Clown

Beautiful fall day to get the yak out! Oct 20th

I am Seeking a Woman For Long Term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Hazel
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 2 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Pets No Pets Second Language Other

About Jason
Go ahead, no one's looking. Take a selfie while sitting on the toilet.......and then post it on here!!!!!
Buckle up, this is what a real profile looks like!
Chances are.......your profile sucks. Put some freakin effort in it!
Does anyone read this crap?? If you do, I'm surprised! LOL Not so sure what to type, so here goes....For starters, I will admit that i am not the most outgoing person and can be a lil shy. Ok, maybe more than just a lil bit. I will RARELY message first, although I do open up quickly. If i do message you, i saw that we share some common interests, not just because i find your pics attractive and wanna score. Now, some random thoughts...there may be a pop quiz later

-I hate having fun!
-Why do people say "I like to have fun." No sh!t. Maybe you should say what you like to do for fun.....nuf said
-in March 2017, I started developing hives. Most days are good, but I do get some rather ugly flare ups. I look like a meth addict some days. Yes I'm seeing a doctor, but that hasn't been much help.
-I hate my pics, just don't like them
-please don't say you're "real" further comment
-I think people are very superficial on here
--I have my Ohio CHL permit and do carry. Google it if you don't know what it is. If you're uncomfortable with it, don't message me. Plain and simple.
-"Those of you who think you know it all, are very annoying to those of us who do".......Brady, from the Ruger forum
-I can't pick out a wine to go with food, but I can pick out a cupcake to go with a glass of milk.
-I will probably stop responding to your one sentence replies. It's a pretty good clue that you really are not interested, or you have a personality of a cinder block wall. Just sayin.
-Fishing is probably my favorite pastime. Love the peace and quiet!!
-I like kayaking, and just purchased my own...someone to go with, would be nice! I sold my crappy Jon boat, and purchased a higher end fishing kayak! Can't wait to get it out on the water!!
-I have lots of freckles, mainly on my shoulders, back, and arms. If you're nice to me, I'll let you play connect the dots
-I know a pic or two shows me drinking, but i honestly do not drink much...maybe once a month.
-No dic pics here!! U can rest assured of that! Remember, I am a lil shy
-I thought I would've been married with kids by now
-I would like to move out in the country somewhere or lakefront.
-I have tendonitis in both elbows, plantars fasciitis in both feet, and possibly arthritis or something with my hands. Elbows and hands feel good for now.
-I like being active, but enjoy lounging around just as much
-I like dogs, and have been wanting one for a long time
-I hate being the third wheel
-I do want a relationship
-I'm 39, and yes, i have platinum highlights (gray hair)
-I like things that go bang
-I don't date at a time is enough...and i only want one
-I don't have kids, but like them.
-My best friend and his family moved back to Arkansas, so now I am super lonely LOL
-I like to cook, but not every night
-I hate cleaning, but do it anyway
-I've been in the same career for 16 yrs. I love my current job, and have been there for 5 years!! First time i can honestly say that!
-Everyone calls me to fix their cars..should've picked a different career..LOL
-I'm 5'8" and 170 lbs

Please have something more than "just ask" on your profile. Needless to say, I won't ask. If a profile isn't filled out, one must assume that your looks is the only thing going for you. Real people need/want substance!! Limit the duck faces to one pic, not every one. Bikini or lingerie pics are the same as the shirtless flexing guys on here. You're old enough, so you shouldn't look like you're living homeless. Clean your freaking house!! Love the bathroom selfie pics that looks like a tornado hit your bathroom sink!! Ok, enough b!tching.....
Please do NOT contact me, unless your intentions are to date or pursue a relationship. Newly divorces, separations, rebounds, or whatever, can move onto the next profile! Oh, I am looking for a relationship, and I do not date around. So....if you're not, dont know, unsure, maybe, maybe not....then please move on. Seriously, women seem to play games more than guys!! No time or patience for games. No pic=no response! (I'm not into glory holes) lol

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I seriously doubt it'll even go this far. Seems like no one has time to date or just wants a texting buddy.If something does happen, then something low key. A couple drinks, walk in park, or whatever. Or, we can discuss this....If you wanna kill me, then please do it quickly. Lmao

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