YippiKaiyay: Stoner Chick Soulmate?
Non-Smoker with Big & Tall/BBW body type
Westminster, California
28 year old Female, 5' 2" (157cm), Other
Mixed Race, Scorpio
YippiKaiyay is actively seeking a relationship.
Some college
Starving Artist
Financial management

I am Seeking a Man For Long Term
Needs Test View her relationship needs Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 3 years
Pets No Pets  

About Me
First things first.
1. I have a young daughter if that creates a problem for you then do not message me and waste my time.
2. I'm fat. Or thick, or chubby, or bbw whatever you want to call it. Bottom line if you got a problem with ass and titties then keep it moving.
3. Don't call me sweetie or cutie or any other dumb sh*t five times in your first message. I have a name, it's Opal.
4. Yes the gun is real. Seriously next one to ask me that is getting mollywhopped.

So obviously I'm a 420 friendly girl from OC. Mixed ethnicity and no yours doesn't matter much to me. I'm pretty much you're average stoner chick except I'm anything but average. I'm not the girl who freaks out about getting her hair wet or asks a question every five minutes during a football or basketball game. My interests are the beach, sports, and music. I write raps in my spare time but I love all music. I'm usually the first girl in the mosh pit at a rock show. I love tattoos, I have just three (two big, one medium) so far but more to come.
Right now I'm not smoking, waiting for my daughter to be weened. So no I'm not some druggie mom, though I don't consider pot a drug to begin with but that's another story. However you should at least be tolerant of marijuana but it would be best if you are a medical patient as well. You should have at least two of the following three before messaging me; 1)own place 2)own car 3)job. And please be outgoing and about something in life. If you're boring, shy,or have no goals then it just won't work out. Oh and no Miami Heat fans, no Cowboys fans, no ICP fans. Just kidding, well not about the ICP thing.

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)