WTFWheresTheFish: "Are you kidding me?!"
Non-Smoker with Average body type
San francisco, California
51 year old Female, 5' 2" (157cm), Other
Caucasian, Pisces
WTFWheresTheFish is actively seeking a relationship.
Bachelors Degree
Hopeless Romantic

I am Seeking a Man For Long Term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Prefer Not To Say
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Mixed Color Eye Color Green
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? All my kids are over 18
Longest Relationship Over 8 years
Pets No Pets  

About Me
Hey Guys, I moved from Upstate NY 2 years ago. Brrrr! I love the "do u want kids?" question. I have two older children and I want them most of the time! If you are the guy who answered you don't have kids, but want them, I would have gladly given you mine a few times! Just a few. I am a kind hearted person who loves to have fun. I can find humor in a lot of things, I love to laugh. I enjoy the outdoors, biking, walking, just people watching. I am still a bit "awestruck" with California, so I am easily entertained at this point. I think this is the point I ask, "and what about you?. Oh, and I have good manners. My Mom always said that will get me far in life.... I thanked her for the advise of course and then know, Mom's are usually right. I find that saying please and thank you go a long way!!
I had to add: If you are just looking to have text and get pic's, there are sites for that... Not here, at least not with me....I used to make a lot of money at that. Nothing is free in life. decide on which. If you send a message stating you are an attorney..please know how to spell attorney. Don't insult the smart, attractive woman on here... or yourself.
I won't use the old..."my friends say"....because sometimes they are too honest with me! You know your best friend when he/she hears something terrible has happened to you, and they are the first to delete sh__ of your computer. I know I am intelligent, but I have to admit, I had a little trouble with the decode part of the sign in section of this site. Of course I didn't bother to read the part about ..."just enter the letters under the dots." Oh...and I'm honest. Every time I try to lie I get caught. I do not have a poker face, and I have the old Catholic guilt thing going on to...
I am looking to meet my equal. We aren't here for a long time, but a good time. I am not into playing games.... If you are in a relationship, even "sort of"...... spend your time on that. I am comfortable with who I am, where I have been, what I have, what I don't have... I count my blessings every day, and I make my blessings count. I am grateful and try to Pay It Forward.
OK.. I will add to this later....OK..I am adding. I have a lot to offer. I won't meet up after one message, sorry. I am a cops daughter, so my safety matters...AND MANNERS MATTER! Bring a flower with you on a first date. Say or text something nice. I've looked at the chicks on here. It is pretty clear from profiles what each is looking for .It is what it is. We are all busy people, and not getting any younger. Take care and keep the wind at your back...and may you be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows your dead... P.S. I have yet a guy to bring a you guys read? ;)

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...) this were I tell about my first date... I was 15 I think....Unless that time in first grade counts when I forgot my lunch, and the cutest boy shared his lunch with me....I forgot my lunch at least once a week from then on!

I love to go to the beach, Golden Gate Bridge, a day in San Fran, Half Moon Bay..... Dinner and a movie...
Something comfortable, and casual..

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