****this is incomplete... Still working on describing the fish I'm hoping to catch!!*****
I'm somewhat; no; actually- very different than the "average gal" on this site.
. I'm not here for some of a guy's money; I'm here for ALL of it!! lol... that's actually the last item on the list of why I am here!
i joined to find fake, fraud, picture postingÿ "catfish"; (met 3,from this site!!) I'm really an unemployed, totally broke guy who looks like road kill and still lives with mommy.. he should also be an alcoholic whose hammered, slurring his words every morning by 9- if he's awake- and must be hung up on his last ex girlfriend from 10 years ago!!
On the other hand; after college and realizing there was more out there in the world than what I experienced at King City High School and on our few hundred acre ranch my interests became very diversified. I guess I became a more... Uummm, educated, well traveled, redneck (at heart). Don't judge a book by its cover! I used to show pigs, milk goats, been "Snype Hunting"; my interests expanded expinentially and learned that a perfectly cooked filet mignon atop garlic mashed potatoes and baby vegetables
** I HATE shopping- I'm in and out of a mall as fast as humanly possible!!
**I don't like to sit and talk endlessly on the phone w my girlfriends about the same things night after night
**Now- a few too many coc$tails at a backyard BBQ- talking for hours - that's different; lol;
*** I find jokes about women - especially bimbos - to be very funny! I guess selling produce and working w 95% men for 16 yrs corrupted me!
**I hate gossiping and those who do it are not an active part of my life;
**I don't bicker and argue and feel no need to debate you on topics until there is a WINNER and a LOSER- "YOU'RE RIGHT- NOW WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP AND TAKE ME HOME- and my phone just quit working - I'll be in touch when it gets fixed" LOL;
**I'd take an ice cold beer (or 4) over a sweet, fruity drink that tastes like a smoothie, contains no alcohol but has about 2,000 calories in it;
** I love UFC fighting (live is Awesome!), bull fighting and bull riding- all Rodeo events for that matter- I grew up on a ranch. I love animals; dogs, horses and "my right guy (who will have to be an animal too) lol just to name a few.
**Don't get me wrong; I'm 100% feminine; have to be treated like a lady and I am attracted to 100% masculine men w a soft heart.
ME: I love my 2 boys: 4 and 6; they are the sunshine of my life... I also love the rest of my family nd close friends. I love traveling- long trips and short weekend getaways!! I love to visit Maui- been 8 times and my other love is Lake Tahoe.
I'm very easy going, baggage and drama free! And it's not just a sales pitch :-).
xxxxxxxxxx ******** Please don't waste either of our time if you're simply seeking a "date". I'm past that stage and want something deeper and more long lasting in my life.
Thank you for reading this and good luck finding that "PERFECT FISH FOR YOU!!"
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Brewery tasting- late afternoon before the "party crowd" arrives so we can talk and actually hear each other..
A Mexican Restaurant with "killer" salsa and sitting outside on a warm day eating chips and salsa and drinking a bucket of ice cold coronas
******NOOOOO CCOOFFEEE UNLESS WE MEET AT 7 am - THE ONLY THING MORE BORING THAN THE IDEA OF SITTING AT STARBUCKS IN THE AFTERNOON OR EVENING DRINKING COFFEE IS WATCHING AN ANT RACE. I'D EVEN OPT FOR THE ANT RACE*******LOL. I DO DRINK COFFEE- BUT IT'S WHEN I JUST WAKE UP, I'M IN A ROBE AND HAVEN'T EVEN SHOWERED YET.. AFTER THAT/ COFFEE FOR THE DAY IS OVER!! :-)