LameJokeKing: High Maintenance? Keep Movin'
Non-Smoker with Athletic body type
Burnaby, British Columbia
55 year old Male, 6' 2" (188cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Leo
LameJokeKing is actively seeking a relationship.
Bachelors Degree
Free Thinker
WalMart Greeter

Pretty original eh....pic at Olympic Flame

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Green
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 8 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Pets No Pets  

About Me

Well, its come to this, hello other flawed folks shopping here in the used car lot. Log off now if you're offended, sorry but better to accept flaws than try to change them over and over. I'm looking to meet someone attractive, intelligent,humorous, grounded and very fun. If you don't laugh over 100 times a day you should probably look elsewhere. Oh yeah, I think I'm supposed to say I'm looking to find someone for walks on the beach, cuddling on the couch, ....anyway, you get the drift, I'm not too serious and I think most of the world is! Don't smoke but love a good cigar occasionally and it usually works better with a nice glass of scotch. Love playing sports all the way from ping pong to rugby. Backpacked around the world in my early 20's and ran a marathon as a reward for turning 40. I like this line- 'A man should ruin your lipstick, not your mascara'. If things are good I think a lady enjoys a little spank and hair pull here and there. Everybody is intelligent, witty and stunning from behind a keyboard but meet me in person and I think you'll be impressed. Yep, for the most part I like to live and think outside of the box. Sorry, no MEET ME.

In conclusion, I think I'm on here for the same reason as you to meet that 'one'. Life is better enjoyed as a pair!

Jimmy Buffett Billy Joel Black Eyed Peas Tim McGraw AC/DC Allman Brothers
Michelob Single Malt Scotch Alaska King Crab Cordon Bleu Darn near anything off the Barby 60 Minutes HNIC-especially Coach's Corner Seinfeld All Documentaries All Sports Travel..About a billion other things past this keyboard..

Full disclaimer.....I still owe $4.35 in late fees from Blockbuster Video!

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
First date would definitely be light. Cuppa joe, tall cool one, rob a bank, something where we're equally involved. If payday is next week maybe share a Slurpee. Thats the standard of course but I prefer to do something fun like tennis, driving range, etc.