fishin_4u: Not for the sarcastically challenged...
Non-Smoker with Average body type
Allentown, Pennsylvania
56 year old Male, 5' 8" (173cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Virgo
fishin_4u wants to date but nothing serious.
Bachelors Degree
Free Thinker
Sales / Promotions

Puerto Vallarta 2014

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 4 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Pets No Pets  

About Me
Thanks for stopping by...
I'm 5-81/2, about 168...Some say I don’t look my age...Most others say I don’t act my age...Ok, so I prefer my apple juice in a sippy cup...Kidding! ;-D I think I keep myself in pretty decent shape. Not exactly Fabio, but at least I'm on here trying...and he's not. (Not that I have any first-hand knowledge what the Fab. is up to these days, mind you, let's be clear about that. I just figure he's probably busy trying to get his chiseled mug and his retro '80's wind-blown locks plastered back on the cover of romance novels or maybe nowadays on AARP magazine) Although it seems there are a lot of guys on here who took a page out of the Fabio playbook, shamelessly embellishing their profiles with cheesy shirtless pics. It seems they didn't get the memo about you gals not responding favorably to them, which just goes to show, either they think you all watched "Jersey Shore" back in the day, or more likely, not interested in what your sayin', 'cause I read quite a few of your profiles that made that exact point pretty clear.
Ahh see? The plot thickens. Bonus points for me, for actually taking the time to read your profiles. (Oh, and for the record, extra bonus points outta be coming my way, for still having ALL my own God-given teeth and hair too. No fake body parts here!)
And I have noticed, that the ladies who seem the most perturbed about guys not bothering to read their profiles, also choose to pander to the "shallow tendencies" of guys, by posting quite alluring, and dare I say seductive pics, along with their alleged unread profile narratives. A starkly contrasting, and counterproductive marketing approach I would think, if in fact your true objective here is to land a guy of substance, who is willing AND able, to go beyond the “shallowness” of a photo only profile evaluation before responding. And this seems to end up resulting in the curiously naive frustration that's often expressed in those same “unread” profile headings and narratives, over the supposed unwelcome responses from guys, garnered from the posting such alluring and seductive pics...Now don't get me wrong, I'm all for visual aids that leave little to the imagination as much as the next guy. But really ladies, Christian Mingle this ain't...and your gonna reap what you sow here in POF land...Just sayin'...
Just having fun with this POF stuff. If your not interested in responding, hopefully you'll get a laugh or two out of it, which sadly, appears to be seriously lacking in most of your profiles. And besides, what you see, is what your gonna get anyway, so there...
Hey! Got ya some pics for your consideration, And in the spirit of currentness, that's all me, and up ta da minute. (BTW ladies, I would greatly appreciate the same from you...Now I’m sure you were smokin’ hot in ‘88, but Aquanet big hair is a dead giveaway of a somewhat less than current profile pic I think...This is a date site, not a tryout app. for a Motley Crue vid...)
Well, that's it for now folks. Maybe I'll add some additional profound and scintillating prose to dazzle you with later, like my take on some of the gals profiles I've seen on POF. 'Cause we do strive to provide equal-opportunity commentary. Like the gals with super-model looks, (r ya kidding me? ) that are probably on here for no other reason, but to callously toy with all the fragile yet sooo enticingly ripe-to-exploit huddled masses of wounded male ego that’s piled up here on this site, like seaweed on a beach...Or something like that. But maybe I’ll just post some more pics., like the shirtless one I'm holding back on ya'll, 'cause far be it for me to step on 'ol Fabio's toes, just in case he actually IS on here working for your attention too. And besides, who reads all this other crap but me anyway? ;-)
Hmmm. I guess kinda unintentionally strayed away from the whole purpose of this site, to tactfully market one’s self in an effort to attract interested parties here on POF, and ended up becoming mostly a diatribe on all things POF, or maybe just some things, but whatever, I just thought I might try to rectify that situation, and provide you, the potential interested party, (and you ARE an interested party, if your still reading all this nonsense up to this point) with additional information to further assist you in making an informed decision, on whether to initiate contact, or maybe just try to figure WTF this guy’s all about. Either way, it seems Inquiring minds do want to know, soooo here it goes....
I’m a self-employed financially secure business owner for over 25 years, I like music, kid around a lot, (in case you haven't noticed yet), eat healthy, and try to exercise regularly. OK?.... What? You want more? Geeez. Well, I’m on the road a lot, mostly day or weekend trips, and I like to head South for a vacation during the winter, and may possibly relocate, or semi-relocate in the Carolinas, or Georgia in near future. Because of my erratic work schedule, which may change daily, if not hourly at times, (to the unending frustration of others LOL), I don’t have any pets, although I like other people’s dogs if they don’t shed too much.
Who would I like to meet on here? Well, It would be great if I could meet someone who knows WTF I did with my phone charger. If I don't find it soon, I'll have to shell out $18 for another one. And that's coming out of the drink tab when we meet, so I think we all have a vested interest in finding it, Ok? Is that asking too much? Really? Well, OK. Maybe that is asking too much. So, then I guess I’m also interested in meeting other people, going out, and having fun doing stuff for now. Concerts, sports, spontaneous road trips, antiqueing, etc. If things start to warm up to something more, great! If you happen to have your wedding planner’s number on speed dial, well, I don’t think I’m the guy for you...
I’d like to meet someone on here who’s healthy, fun and active, and in pretty good shape. I seem to get along best with women who are more independent, smart, informed and opinionated, but not blindly judgmental, appreciates sarcastic, or dark humor, and often unleashed with little filter or forethought, and for God’s sake, never boring. Outspoken, open-minded, and with a bit of sass and attitude. Anything else you want to know, just ask.

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Hey gals, not interested yet? Well, I'm quite certain you will be now, because it seems I apparently won $18,000,000 in some African Lottery last month. And just to be on the safe side, I'm paying this Nigerian Prince to handle the transaction (pretty smart, eh?) because you know you can’t be too sure about these things...And in the spirit of full disclosure, I think you need to be aware that I’m getting responses from some super hot female members all of a sudden. Today I got one with the POF handle “M.T.Whitehouse” asking me if I have small hands? Yea, I don’t get it either...And I’m going to buy me a private jet to come pick you up in too, to fly us to some exotic locale...But I just got back from the private jet store, and oddly the folks there seemed to show little interest in selling me one. Even name dropping an F-ing African prince wasn't good enough for these people...Ah, probably just jealous of my new found fortune, I guess. That’s OK, I get it. But I didn’t see what the point was of everyone laughing while security escorted me out of the building...I mean yea, the money hasn’t arrived yet, but I’m sure it will any day now...Because this is the internet, and it has to be true...Right??

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