I have a job. I don’t live with my parents. I have college degrees. I own my home and car. I don’t have tattoos. I exercise. I don’t smoke. I don’t use drugs or pot. I haven’t gotten drunk in years. I clean. I can do my own laundry and ironing. I’ll never forget your birthday or other important dates. I can chat endlessly about my favorite vacation destinations (Disney, Hawaii), movies (blockbusters, summer), TV (Modern Family, The Big Bang Theory, Lost, The Walking Dead), NY Giants and 80’s music.