sfc371: Who wants to cuddle?
Non-Smoker with Big & Tall/BBW body type
Longmont, Colorado
41 year old Male, 5' 10" (178cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Taurus
sfc371 is looking for a relationship.
Bachelors Degree
Film/TV Junkie
The man!

I am Seeking a Woman For Long Term
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Green
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 10 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Pets No Pets  

About Noah
Look, first thing first: I'm freaking awesome.

You should know that from the outset because it'll definitely impact our relationship in so many positive ways as it grows.

That said, my kids think I'm a dork, but they love me anyway.

The truth is probably somewhere in the middle.
I've never really tried to sum myself up, normally I let my awesomeness speak for itself, but since you need a preview to decide if I'm "worth" talking to (despite knowing I'm AWESOME) here's a few of the highlights:

I think I watched too many John Wayne movies as a kid, it has skewed ,y view on relationships...

I've been on here a little bit and I've found that I usually get a one of two answers:
1) I just met some one I want to get to know
2) I'm not interested...

So you should message me, at the very least you'll meet your soul mate next!

I like drama (as long as it isn't mine).
It entertains the snot out of me and I am always down to hear about the latest nonsense some d/h-bag threw at you that day. The only thing is, I'm not getting arrested with you to get revenge. I'll help you commit the perfect crime or come bail you out, but I know too many of the deputies at the jail to do time there.

I'm looking for a full on committed relationship... Eventually anyway.
I know it takes time to get to know someone, but I also know what it's like to be struck by lightning and just know she's the one.
I'm terminally honest, and say what I feel/think I need to as soon as it pops into my head...

Soooooo, if we're getting along after like 2-5 weeks, we can pull through our first big fight (there's ALWAYS 1 right?), we turn each other on in that "special" way, I'll probably tell you I love you and want to spend the rest of my life with you and won't really be deterred if you need a little more time to "think" about it.

I'm a great friend. I listen. I'll give you advice and not be hurt when you don't take it. I'll always be a phone call a way if you need me.

I'm adventurous and down for pretty much anything. Really, I take the good time with me where ever I go, so I don't really care what we're doing. One of my favorite stories starts out with the phrase "So my friend and I were sitting in his living room when he says 'I feel like doughnuts..." and ends with "13 months later we finally got back."

I don't know what "games" all the women I've been matched to are talking about, but I don't play them (that I know of). I'm here to meet my partner in crime, I don't have "casual friends" and while having some crazy, wicked, stupebdously, amazing sex is something I want to do with the truly amazing and wonderful woman I meet here, it isn't my primary motivation in contacting you.

I'm what Charlie Murphy calls a "Habitual Line Stepper." I like to test my limits and boundaries and have a sarcastic sense of humor that some find demeaning. I rarely mean it that way, and don't do that to the people I love.
So please, if you're easily offended or like to make empty threats, we're not a good match.

I am a creature of habit. While I love a good adventures, I'm happy just sitting on the sofa watching old movies or playing video games with my friends.
So if you need the man to plan EVERYTHING, we're not a good match. As I said earlier, I'm down for anything, but I don't generally come up with the ideas. I'll carry luggage, pay for stuff, make sure we always get to and from whatever destination you'd like to visit, but I'm really just there to be with you, create some beautiful memories and stories for later (and hopefully enjoy some one-on-one time too), so keep that in mind when you're wondering if I would do [Whatever] with you. I'm probably pretty excited by the idea.

Who I'm looking for:
As a general guideline, I like women who are comfortable with their own unique personalities.
You can wear whatever "label" your comfortable with. Or refuse to wear any label and just be you.
But please be comfortable with who you are and the journey you're on.
Everyone has baggage and history, I want to love you, "warts and all."
I also want someone who can help me fight off the zombies when they attack, so being bad ass and assertive is a big plus for me.
And I love my California girls too (I'm a SoCal native myself and Beach boys were right - if you disagree hit me up and prove me wrong).
Honestly I won't know till I find you...

That just about covers the basics of me.

Any questions?

Send me a note and we'll work it out.

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Casual meeting for drink/coffee/pie (pie is awesome!) to see if we like eachother in person


Drinks, Dinner, a movie W/ pie (see above comment about pie) after...


Drive to SLC and get an In-n-Out burger!