85_jessa_85
Age: 32
Dating
Cutiejen82
Age: 35
Hang Out
Missy_Mayhem: I'm actually really lame, ask my exes....
About
Non-Smoker with Big & Tall/BBW body type
City
Sacramento, California
Details
32 year old Female, 5' 6" (168cm), Christian - other
Ethnicity
Caucasian, Gemini
Intent
Missy_Mayhem isn't seeking a relationship or any kind of commitment.
Education
Some University
Personality
Tattooed/Pierced
Profession
artsy mofo







I am Seeking a Man For Hang Out
Needs Test View her relationship needs Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? Socially
Hair Color Mixed Color Eye Color Green
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 4 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Pets Dog  



About Me
K first off, I'm not coming to your f*ing house to chill and "watch a movie," at midnight! So dont even ask or I'll block your ass. Thats not hanging out. That's a bootycall. We both know what's going to happen, c'mon now. K thanks.

At first Im socially awkward around people I find attractive, I make derp faces, I sweat profusely, and I make lame jokes and abruptly burst into laughter...then get embarassed and sweat more........

I have the worst crush on Willie Robertson from Duck Dynasty. I like beards... like, burly mountain man throat beards.... hubba hubba

Tidbits of info:
My eyeballs hurt in bright light so I'll be wearing sunglasses 24/7
Wild turkey doubles straight up are my jam
I don't cuss in front of older people or children
I don't eat meat other than fish
HUGE animal rights activist.. I mean HUGE..
I have a crazy sense of humor
My septum ring is always crooked
I think talking about poop is HILARIOUS.
I'm clumsy
I have an I.Q of 135 = which means im smart.
I don't know how to ride a bike
I'm Super ALLERGIC to lavender...
I swear like a sailor when I get hurt
Full time job, if I want something I work and save until I buy it
Reaching into ovens scares the crap out of me.
I can't sleep without the tv on... As soon as the tv is off I go from this -_- to this O_o.
I'm fiesty
l love sushi
I have HORRIBLE nightmares about lions or any other large toothed feline for that matter..
I'm also scared of bears :( I don't wanna be mauled.
So.. ummm none of you read this anyway...

Loves:
Whiskey
Soap making - dont judge me dude
80s skateboarding ledgends, vert and street style
Art - street art, graffiti
I collect lipsticks
Catcher in the rye - holden is a male me
Music - metal, techno, hxc, punk, motown and 50, 60, 80s, psychobilly
Pescatarian
Blingtastic nails
Body mods
Laughing until I puke
80s movies
Animals
Random drives
Glitter
Hello kitty
rhinestones
Long drives to no where in particular
Architecture
You maybe? Eh? Eh? Maybe? Yeah?

If I had to pick an animal most like me I'd say a RACCOON. Im a little bandit, I love anything shiny, totally dig through other peoples trash, I love small places, the nighttime is the best time for me, and I'm cute but I will gnaw your hand off if I feel cornered. Yay.

So am I the only person that thinks wearing flip flops with pants is odd?












Poop.

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I honestly just want to get butterflies every time our hands touch.

I want to be able to hug you from behind and steal little sniffs of your smell so I can remember it later when I'm alone and you're far away....

I just want someone who will miss me the way I miss them.