Hmmm about me. Hard to do without sounding like either an egomaniac or a self loathing emotional wreck, but I'll try to find a balance.
I'm a bit of a nerd. I know how to play and enjoy alot of different games...cribbage, pinochle, spades, hearts, backgammon, pool, darts, etc etc. And I pick up quick on stuff, so if I don't know how to play something, it doesn't take me long to become decent if not good at it. Except pool...I have to get drunk to get good at that. And even drink won't help me get good at bowling. I'm a horrible musician, a terrible artist, but love them both anyways. Oh, and I bite.
I'm very sarcastic, and poke fun at everything. I've learned that life is what you make of it, so I always look for the silver lining on the storm clouds that incessantly loom over my head. I imagine sometimes this seems as though I don't take things seriously, which isn't necessarily the case, but pouting and raging won't make things better. I try to make everyone around me smile, and it's possible I'm the happiest person I know. However, I don't often turn off the dark humor, and if you're easily offended, or unwilling to poke fun back at me, then you're probably not a fit match.
Kids aren't a deal breaker, but I hope you can get a sitter...I like to go do stuff.
mmmm...stuff I like
Being lazy on weekends
Being active on weekends
Making breakfast (Not even really an innuendo, there...I just kinda suck at making other meals)
and...stuff I don't like
People who slow down, and begin to turn, THEN hit their turn signal, all while I'm waiting to pull onto the street.
Well, that's it. Message me if you like anything you read.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Something that won't leave me staring at my drink trying to think of something inoffensive and interesting to say, without success. Uncomfortable silences blow.