CaptainCheeky: Nobody has 'Meet Me'... We all want POF for Free
Non-Smoker with A Few Extra Pounds body type
Liverpool, UK
47 year old Male, 5' 6" (168cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Gemini
CaptainCheeky is looking for a relationship.
Bachelors Degree
Night Owl
Philosophical non conformist

17/08/2017 lazing on a sunny afternoon...

I am Seeking a Woman For Long Term
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? Socially
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Other
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 1 year How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious
Pets No Pets  

About Me
I'm an honest, friendly and reliable person, who just needs the love of a good woman
(or a bad one... I'm not too fussy anymore).

I've been single for most of my life, but it's only the result of not finding the right companion, or settling for second best. Also, I'm quite short, which puts most women off, unfortunately. But thats fine, as I would prefer to meet someone with slightly more character and substance, than adhere to narrow-minded superficial requirements of most on here.

If you don't say "hi" and decide to carry on fishing - Good Luck! (but be wary of what you might catch)



There's an awful lot of ladies on here claiming to be big footy fans. Wow, what a turn off - I hate football (there, I said it).
And if you stick your tongue out in your profile pics, you look like a retard - sorry.

If I've clicked on your profile and not sent a message, its because:-
a) I don't meet your specific requirements
b) I live too far away
c) Your picture looks better as a thumbnail and blown up, is frankly quite frightening
d) I am sending you telepathic messages to contact me first

(actually, I very rarely message anyone anymore)

wow, still reading(?) I'm impressed, fancy a drink???

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
COCKTAILS (you know it makes sense)

Maybe just an afternoon coffee and a chat

If you play an instrument, maybe we could bust a massive monster mamma jam

I dunno, I'm easy... Let's go and feed the ducks (to some crocodiles)

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