Playful, Perceptive, and Passionate Businessman Seeks A Sexy Bi Woman For Casual Threesome
I work as an entrepreneur (and sometimes rock star) which basically means I goof off and entertain delusions of grandeur.
I'm extremely creative, I invent, sing, write, play bass, daydream, travel, take risks, experiment, and contribute.
If that last line has you rolling your eyes, don't worry. I also drive fast, drink, refuse to take sh*t from anyone, and am generally an ***hole... but you know, the fun kind that makes you laugh. If life were a series, I'd probably be a villain... but the one you're rooting for.
I'm totally comfortable making the first move; whether it be a romantic kiss on the doorstep or throwing you against the wall and making out with you hard... in the rain.
Since I'm in love with my business, I devote most of my waking time to it. When I do decide to take a break and travel I also take my friends along most times to keep me company ; )
I read constantly, mostly how to books and human potential material. This started when I moved to my first apartment outside Providence and I watched The Secret (thank you, awesome girlfriend, for the recommendation).
When we hang out there will never be an "awkward silence"... don't worry I'll make fun of the situation somehow.
I take care of my 91-year-old dad who's hilarious and still kind of a wise guy... just like me.
I'm not looking for a trophy girlfriend, I'm much more interested in personality. You don't have to be a model for me to respond, but if you are a model or actress... please prove to me that you're not ALL overly superficial.
My house is near the ocean and I always think about the beach and waves when I'm elsewhere. I'm going to live in a beachside mansion soon on St. Kilda beach in Melbourne with a private treehouse ride so I can hang out with Peter Pan and all the mermaids.
I'm not taking this too seriously. I don't play mind games, nor do I cater to low self-esteem.
I will probably treat you like my best friend from the beginning, with some playful banter... it's just how I roll.
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Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
My teacher asked me the first day of school, "Are you chewing gum?"
I said, "No, chewing gum is probably one these other students, my name is John."