"Sean, why don't you have kids yet, not married? you're getting up there in age!, You should get out with your friends and meet someone new!"
OK GRANDMA. If only it were that easy.
My life currently...practically every single day:
Me: Hey bro, you wanna go out and do something?
Friend #1: Nah, I gotta watch my kid today while my wife is at work, then once she gets home, I leave for work at 2.
Me: Hey man, you wanna go out and do something?
Friend #2: Nah, I gotta work 6 days on this week, 12 hour shifts.
Me: Hey girl that is a friend, you wanna go out and do something. Be my wingman?
Friend #3: Can't, I have custody of my kid this week.
Me: Netflix, you mind if I watch you? I'll be eating mac and cheese straight from the pot in my underwear while continuing to disappoint my Grandmother.
Netflix: CHECK OUT MY RECOMMENDED MOVIES FOR YOU!
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Mcdonalds. Dollar menu only...or Wal-Mart so we can browse through the NASCAR section. Your choice.