OK, first things first ladies...can we please start being honest. If you're looking for a Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise lookalike then (a) Good luck with that, and (b) Please just say so. If I hear one more 'you're amazing, and really funny, and the loveliest guy in the world......but....', I'm going to go on a killing spree (OK, I'm not, I'm too lovely for that....but we can pretend)
Don't waste your time giving someone a second chance when there is someone better out there waiting for their first
Right, where to start......errrmmmm.......well, I'm half Maltese which, as i'm sure you know, automatically makes me tall, dark, and handsome......well, ok.......2 out of 3 ain't bad! (I'm not THAT dark!)
I left the Royal Air Force in Feb 2011 after 12 great years (yes, I do still have the uniforms), and became a trainee chef. Managed to get myself promoted to kitchen manager within a year which I am really proud of, but quit due to the hours. Working 70-80 hours a week leaves very little time for a social life!
Went on to become an extreme caterer. I used travel the UK and Europe, catering for charity events such as 24 hour walks/treks and London to Paris cycle rides.
I've had a go at being a CCTV agent (boooooring), and am now a Service Controller for a large security group
Would like to be a rally driver, or maybe an astronaut when I grow up.
Seriously though, would LOVE to be a comedy actor.....so if anyone out there has any contacts feel free to let me know!
Had to move back in with the parents temporarily. It's given me the opportunity to save a few pennies and hopefully be able to get somewhere nice in the coming months.
Love photography. You can see some of my stuff here: www.facebook.com/J.BentonPhotography
Walked across the Sahara desert end of 2009 for charity....most amazing thing I have ever done.....we raised over £50k for disadvantaged kids. Hoping to climb to Everest Base Camp next year for Help For Hero's.....anyone fancy coming?
Have also had a full body wax (well, almost full) for charity, and been out and about a few times tin shaking!
Just bought my first road bike (bicycle) with the aim of doing a London to Paris cycle ride next year for charity....may do a few 100 milers to warm up first!
Have travelled the world, both in the RAF and in my own time. Have been to France, Holland, Canada, Florida, Norway, Gambia, Cyprus, St. Helena, Malta, Italy, Sicily, Spain, Morocco, Belgium, Senegal, and the Falklands......there are sooooo many more places I want to visit yet though. Just need a travel buddy....feel free to apply!
No man or woman are worth your tears and the one who is wouldn't make you cry
I don't believe that people need to have loads of interests in common in order to be compatable. I look forward to sharing new interests with someone, and sometimes it's nice to be able to go out and do your own thing.
Oh, and unless you're a midget, if we ever meet, you're probably going to notice that I am thinning on top. If that bothers you then.....tough.....nothing I can do about it, and hey.......it doesn't bother me!!!
Hell, Bruce Willis and Jason Statham are still sexy aren't they? Well....I think they are!! (I mean....errrrmm....shhhh)
Name : Jonathan
Nick Name : Jay
Msn: No....I have Kik, WhatsApp, and Facebook
Birthday : 03 Oct 79
Birthplace: Nocton, Lincolnshire
Current Location: Between Newark and Mansfield
Eye's: Dark brown
Hair: Just about
Tatoos: A cross on upper left arm
Vehicle: Toyota Celica
Overused Phrase: Cool Beans
Food: All food, apart from fish!!
Pub/Disco/Restaurant: A quiet English pub
Candy: Curly Wurly
Number: 69 (couldn't resist)
Animal: Love all animals
Drink: Kinnie (A Maltese soft drink.......it's amazing)
Body Part on Opposite sex: Eyes
Perfume: Don't wear perfume, but Boss by Hugo Boss aftershave
TV Show: Red Dwarf
Movie: Down Periscope
Actor/Actress: Heath Ledger/Liam Neeson and Cameron Diaz
THIS OR THAT
Pepsi Or Coke: Either as long as its diet
McDonalds Or Burgerking: Burgerking
Chocolate Or Vanilla: Chocolate
Hot Chocolate Or Coffee: Hot Chocolate
Beer Or Wine: Beer
Kiss Or Hug: Both
Rap Or Punk: Rap
Summer or Winter: Summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Either
Love Or Money: Love
Bedtime: Whenever i'm tired
Best Phyiscal Feature: Eyes
First Thought Waking Up: I need a wee
Ambition: To find love (Awwwwwww)
Best Friend: Frazer/Chelsea
Weakness: Can I say a nice bum without being labelled a perv??
Fears: Deep water
Longest Relationship: About 2 years
Ever Cheated On A Partner: Never have, never will
Ever Been Beaten Up: Yes
Ever Beaten Someone Up: Yes....I used to be a kickboxer
Ever Shoplifted: Errrmmmm...do the little pens from Argos count??
Ever Skinny Dipped: No
Ever Kissed Opposite Sex: Yes
Been Dumped Lately: No
IN A GAL
Favorite Eye Color: Green
Favorite Hair Color: Don't mind
Short or Long Hair: Don't mind........as long as it's not completely shaved of course
Height: Shorter than me
Looks or Personality: Personality
Hot or Cute: Cute
Operations: Have had my appendix out
Broken Any Bones: No
What Country Do You Want To Visit: Anywhere not on my list above
How Do You Want To Die: Happy
Get Along With Your Parents: Yes
Health Freak: No
Do You Think Your Attractive: Average
Want To Go To College: No
Do You Smoke: Quit...on E Cigs
Do You Drink: Very little
Been In Love: Yes
Do You Sing: Only in the shower.....and to annoy my mate when he is trying to watch crap TV
Want To Get Married: Yes
Do You Want Children: Yes
Wow, that took bloody ages....gold star to anyone that read the whole thing......even I didn't make it to the end