HERE ARE A FEW RANDOM THOUGHTS:
When a man sees a beautiful woman, his intelligence drops by 20 points. If he doesn't have 20 points to spare, then he's in big trouble.
I don't trust a woman who isn't good at peeing outside.
If you think you're lovable because your dog or your cat loves you, just remember that dogs and cats aren't too picky about the company they keep.
All across America activists are demanding more gender-neutral bathrooms. This is gonna add a whole new dimension to the great debate over leaving the toilet seat up or down.
Romeo and Juliet was not a love story. Romeo was 17 and Juliet was 13. A priest manipulated their weekend-long, manic-obsessive infatuation for political purposes. That backfired. They committed suicide. The end.
If you want the Princess/Fairy Tale ending in your life, keep in mind that fairy tales were stories circulated by illiterate, young, peasant girls bound under the Feudal System. You, on the other hand, are a full-grown woman living in a free, high-tech modern republic.
One last thing worthy of note: Too many people are waiting for love to fall in their laps, hoping for deliverance from their misery. Love doesn't just happen. Genuine love is just like exercising a muscle. It's determination to develop good habits: patience, endurance, respect, kindness, and the real kicker, gratitude. We live in an age that would have people believe they ought to be cool or bad ass, but that's a cheap compensation for being insecure. Genuine love isn't concerned about impressing other people because it's its own reward. And it's a tragic waste that so many people have missed out on actually being close to another human..
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
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