Non-Smoker with Athletic body type
Chicago, Illinois
38 year old Male, 5' 10" (178cm), Catholic
Indian, Scorpio
Hilarious_Jeff is looking for a relationship.
Graduate Degree
Wealth Managment

I am Seeking a Woman For Long Term
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Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Black Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 3 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Pets No Pets Second Language Spanish

About Me
So I said I was funny. Only one way to see if it's true! That's a hint. If I can't make you laugh with my sarcasm and humor, there's a problem and it's not me :).

So I guess I have to show you that I'm more than just a good time! Here goes. I put family before everything else. And I'm not just saying that like everyone else does. I'll give you an example. My mother was recently given some bad news about her health. I was very concerned. She didn't know as much as I did about what was going on. I consoled her and started doing research so I could be prepared when I went to the doctor with her. The research wasn't just for her, she's my mother. Doctors miss things and are not as thorough as they should always be. They have missed some serious things I've caught before. I wanted to be sure that the proper tests and treatment were going to be done. I didn't want to lose her. I treated her situation as if it was something that was happening to me. No one takes care of your issues better than yourself, except me! Listen, the people closest to me matter more than anything. Without my close friends and family, there really is no purpose for me! I have been afforded the time and abilities to do what others don't or can't do.

By the way, all turned out fine for my mom! This is just one of many examples. Alright, I was reading what I just wrote. I do have a serious side when I need to!

Couple other things about me:

What I'm doing with my life: I have a couple companies. I have a wealth management firm, real estate investment company, and a dental practice. Outside of that, I'm living life!

I spend a lot of time thinking about: what the next strategic move is in my personal and professional life. I have a few plans for both.

I'm really good at: making sure things are done right. I'm also great at making people laugh.

Favorite hot spots: Rosebud, Lou Malnati's, Gibson's, Europe. It really doesn't matter where I go if I enjoy your company.

For fun: Where can I start? I have so many! I enjoy being active...whether it be working out at the gym or biking on the lake front. I also love dining out and discovering new places to go to.

Last read: The last book I read was the Genesis Code. I know, I know...it's an old novel. Great mix between science, religion, and ethics. Love it!

On a typical Friday night, I am: enjoying this amazing city. One of the best in the world! A great restaurant or a special event. Spending time with friends out or staying in and having some great takeout and relaxing on the couch with some good company.

You should message me if: you are strong and independent!