smart_funny_fun: Pretty feet wanted.......
Non-Smoker with Athletic body type
Long island, New York
50 year old Male, 5' 10" (178cm), Catholic
Caucasian, Aries
smart_funny_fun is actively seeking a relationship.
Some University
Free Thinker


I am Seeking a Woman For Long Term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? No Do you want children? Want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 3 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Pets No Pets  

About Me
[Please read everything BEFORE contacting me.... thanks!]

I'm a lot of fun, outgoing, open minded, resilient, articulate, honest and [more importantly] emotionally available. (I said it, not Dr. Phil) I'm very positive about life & able to make the changes to keep enhancing it. Because it is of great concern to a lot of women; I have nice shoes, nice teeth, I can fix [some] things & I have great relationship with my parents! I am in Manhattan fairly frequently as well!

Life impacts all of us, but we all have the power to transcend our circumstances & move to a higher level. I believe in the "Power of NOW" as well as the power of conscious creation. I have a strong zest for living & can roll with the punches! I'm flexible, tenacious, insightful, & highly proactive.

I am not looking for the perfect woman, just the perfect one for me!!! Yes, I know that she'll have her own pet peeves, idiosyncrasies & imperfections. Therefore I admit [in advance] that I'm not perfect either!! I'm looking for a woman who is over her last boyfriend, health conscious, down to earth, fun, flexible, upbeat, and believes in creating a future together! [I know, it sounds like I'm ordering at Mcdonald's] I'm not on here to find "drama" [don't we all have enough of that in the workplace?]. I am looking to complement a woman's life; not confuse it!

I am looking for someone who has an adventurous spirit, loves to laugh uncontrollable & has the same forward outlook on life. I hope to find a woman with a similar nature who will be that "best" friend that I can't wait to come home to & share my dreams with. I want to feel comfortable in a relationship to just be me and I want her to feel the same way. I'm looking to build a real relationship with a real woman! Can anyone say TEAM? I have a lot more to say and a lot more to offer the "right" woman. Life has infinite possibilities so let's start exploring them together! Many men are looking for the woman who'll turn their head, I'm looking for the woman who'll turn my heart!

Extra info . . .

I'm actually much more of a type "B" person. If you are not certain what that means please look it up! If you are a type "A" person or have a type "A" career you will especially find me an excellent complement to your lifestyle. I don't let a lot of things bother me, I have eclectic interests & I'm not a big TV watcher. I love the fine arts and various means of creative expression. My musical tastes encompass everything from Led Zeppelin to Lady gaga, as well as the entire spectrum of sound ranging from Bach to rock. I love live music & I play a phenomenal jazz/metal guitar!

I'm gregarious, deep, playful, grounded, unassuming, detail oriented with a penchant for learning. I can easily get trapped for hours in wikipedia! My lifestyle is healthy & natural; but not perfect! Amongst other places; I shop at Whole Foods, Wild by Nature, Trader Joe's, Health food stores, etc. Although I won't judge your food choices, I follow a vegetarian diet.

I have a conservative bent with a hippie/bohemian flair! Traditional family values with very non-mainstream thinking! I don't believe everything "the government" or mainstream mass media tells us is true or accurate! I believe that to build something meaningful you need to put the time and effort into it, don't you? Unlike a very high % of men on this website, I’m not using this as a “tool” to “play the field!” I would be open to relocation [even to NYC] for her.

I'll ask you to communicate outside of here by giving you my email address. If anything in my profile is an "issue" please don't contact me as it will save us both time, energy & effort! :->)

When we are communicating outside of here, if for any reason I don't think we are on the same page, don't have the same "energy," "essence", or are looking for different things, etc. I will promptly tell you. Unlike a lot of men, I won't endlessly "string" you along, leave you guessing or play games with your emotions! I'm not for everyone & everyone is not for me. The bottom line is I would move heaven & earth for the right woman, if only I could find her!

On another note, please don't contact me if you are not a citizen, have short hair (= "instant" male repellent), don't have time for a relationship, are not emotionally "over" your ex, or are a serial dater.

Side bar:

Ladies it's 2017 not 1917!!! There is no reason why you shouldn’t initiate contacting a man whom you are attracted to. Many women are contacting the men that you "aren't." Why shouldn't you go for what might make you happier in life?!

“We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.” - Dr. Seuss

A good friend came up with a good way to gauge how things are going….the 90 day "Honey Back" guarantee.... which means if we can make it 90 days... then all is good. If we can't no hard feelings ...maybe friends is all we were ever meant to be!

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