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I hold a lot of respect for life, love, and truth. I stand by these values whatever the cost, and face problems head-on rather than try to avoid them. (That being said, I readily admit that, as an imperfect human being and a natural businessman, for the right price I could easily dismiss these values and/or run from any problem.)
I'm a musician, video game programmer, investor, writer, and drug experimenter (just a little bit). I've done well financially, but I know you don't care about that!
I love God.
I'm looking for a girl with a great sense of humor and an even greater heart. I want a woman who is beautiful inside AND out. Yes, I said it! If you believe that sounds shallow, then, ironically, you have demonstrated a shallowness and naivete that I cannot respect and I encourage you to move on right away in order to waste no further time in your search for buffoons that will lie to you. I am also looking for the exceedingly rare woman who wields a sharp and skillful wit. Yes, I said it again: rare!
I also like really stupid movies. And chocolate. And cats. :)
Still here? Great! I can't wait to meet you!
* SHORT VERSION * (...for those in a hurry.)
Incredible and powerful man with a big heart and nice teeth and butt.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I will do literally anything (of my choosing, of course).