Age: 34
Cali_oreo: Dude.... no i dont want to **** you...
Non-Smoker with Big & Tall/BBW body type
Bakersfield, California
33 year old Female, 5' 4" (163cm), Other
Mixed Race, Aries
Cali_oreo is looking for a relationship.
Some college
I work 3 jobs wanna know ask

I am Seeking a Man For Dating
Needs Test View her relationship needs Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Black Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 4 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Pets Other  

About Me
Normal is overrated :)

Biggiest turn off someone calling me baby... ugh hate that or sexy ugh stop... you dont know me...

If you do not have a picture of yourself please dont waste my or your time... im not trying to be anyones side ****. You are trying to hide something if you cant show your face...

Giants Fan :)
49er Fan :)

I'm more of a nerdy mermaid then a fish.......

Beard and tattoos= yes please :)

I'm a fat girl not a chubby girl. So if you don't like it then move along . Im not interested im any one who are more then ten years older then me. Not my thing sorry.

Well where to start. Well i em Black and White mixed Cali_oreo get it.

Hobbies included but are not limited to...hanging out with my turtle Raph short for Raphael, talking to strangers, being 'that person' in the back of other peoples photos, laughing out loud at random times, lying to strangers in bars, making men feel awkward, and pointing randomly

Put me in a kitchen im happy .love to cook and bake. I love kids and hope to one day a adopt a whole bunch. I can be your house wifey type and still work hard outside the home.

I'm pretty ****ing crazy.
If you're the prissy type I am FAR from your breed.
I'll definitely say whatever is on my mind not thinking twice.
I'm super loud for my size
I'm a femme even though I like whomping boys in video games
I don't bump my music loud to be cool I just like my sh*t turned to club mode 24/7

i sing in the shower i sing even louder in the car. love music and u will know it when u are around me i might sing to you lol (doesnt mean im any good)

I'm a one of a kind Girl. I guarantee you will NEVER find another girl like me. I believe in being well rounded and open to any thing.
I don't like liars or cheats. I like honest people who love being them self

follow me on instagram@ cali_oreo02
skype@ tierrascott84
kik@ cali_oreo
Snapchat @ cali_oreo

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Anywhere my rape whistle can be heard. .....

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