Totally my mom’s favorite
Short version: I have never been married, no kids and no drama...I am also dyslexic so my grammar sucks but makes me a creative story teller. You will never find a more romantic man, and that is not for a month, or a year but a life. But I have a huge smartass mind that pushs limits so don't be offended. I was also raised in a environment was very affectionate and open and everything was discussed openly so I hope you are not offended. I hope your read the rest to get a better feeling about my heart.
Basically a older version of Calvin and am looking for my Hobbes
Most blessed person I have ever know, definitely don’t deserve it. Honestly you’ll laugh, its stupid. Actually little worried don’t know what God got in planed? I totally don’t trust that Guy.
I sincerely want find my soul mate(yes they exist, I have proof, my mom/dad)
Would love to find someone that “gets it”, and if you make me belly laugh, “on purpose” I may take you where you stand.
Please read carefully, It’s important that we find someone that is compatible and is fed by the same things
Puckish and playful, lots of personality and come from an Irish family where humor is everything (So it’s really not my fault, it’s actually Genetic)
Very cerebral, and maybe too quick: Get bored easy, then get very naughty and become a punk-ass
Confident but not****. Ok, maybe alittle****. It’s really more of a continuum?
Good and active communicator and know how to listen. Know when offer advise and when to shut up and listen. But please no small talk, it destroys intimacy. Banter good, Minutia bad! And if you can’t tell a good story don’t bother! Please, exaggerate/lie just don’t be boring!
Much of my communication is non verbal and often I am saying the most by not saying anything at all, well timed Pauses can be very powerful, I hope you like nuance.
Have never cheated and never would. Cheating is a character flaw in the cheater on a deficiency in the partner. But I am a flirt!
Compassionate and empathetic to a Fault (Mom says “I am wuss!”) You need to be protective of me.
The guy, everyone goes to when they are in trouble. At the gym I always have to spend at least some time in ‘therapy’ with someone. Been the best man at 4 different weddings.
Natural bodybuilder (235lbs 6’-2”) Fitness huge part
Big time Athlete, but HATE to watch sports, love Discovery channel (nerd shows)
Very Sexy in both Soul and Body
No Chivalry is not dead, yes mom made me go to Catilian School, and big girls always get a dance when im around.
Look like a bad ass, but in truth “I can’t Go to prison I am Fragile”
Masculine (XYY-baby) Extra credit if you know. Deep Bass voice
Raised as a almost Bohemian intellectual, very little sense of taboo or social standards. Blessed with vast insight into people and have a uncommon sense about things: Out of box, What Box?, very creative. Very well rounded thinker, both right and left brained maybe North and South too. I am almost clairvoyant when reading people. Run my own advice Column. Therefore, unfortunately, highly allergic to bulls**t.
Don’t look at me that way, I use my powers for Good
Very ambitious and dedicated to my craft as an instructor: I could do a “good enough” Job in 20 hours/week but I spend 50 because “good enough” isn’t.
Family is Key: 3 bothers and parents all live within 5 minutes away see them at least 2 days week.
Outdoors: hiking (30 times year), Beach: Surf when I can!
Intensely passionate, physical and affection person, you definitely need to be. I’m a high performance machine, I need to be well loved!! If you don’t constantly want your neck attacked, your bell zerberted or butt pinched at inappropriate times, probable not your man. Seriously thou you should resent sitting anyplace other than my lap. We will totally make your fiends jealous.
Looking for someone to take care of me and I will make you laugh, Rub my back and I will rub your feet.
A little bit high Maintance, Ok, I said it!!
Hate bars and clubs etc, just can’t stand faking it. Hate the night life but love boogie. Plus, like to be surrounded by people I know and love. Besides have a GORGEOUS, UBER, new Home and LOVE to entertain there, You’ll love it!
Very financially secure. But if you self-actualize with luxury cars and trying to keep up with the Jones, then I am probable not your Guy.
When I read “I try to get the most out of life” this is the opposite view I hope to have in life. Big believer that the only way to find satisfaction in life is to giving not receiving. And giving is a lifestyle. Too after school specialish?
A scientist and Philosopher, so the environment is important, try to live low impact. Social conscious but not a nutter. Love Philosophy, Sociology, Theology I love all the Ologies.
I have all the nerd stuff covered, but it is important that you have vast insight into people and life.
Of my many faults I am very impatient: waiting is very very bad. Respecting my time is very important! Also, the remote is mine!!
Turn offs(Do we still do these?)
-Attitude is everything (0 tolerance)
-All the regular stuff people hate (I think its hardwired into all of us)
-Selfish-Self centered World view (I am out!):
-If you cop a tud (I am out)
-Your voice:Pitch/inflection/usage: You would be shock how important it is men
-Feelings of entitlement: (The Love of Jesus is free; everything else should be earned)
-Compassion for themselves but not for others
-Self protection: Defense can be very offensive, please no victims
-Small talk; clever kibitzing is awesome but I don’t need to know how your hairdresser’s cousin’s friend likes a whole five sweetandlows in her coffee
-No sense of fairness but not tit-for-tat either
-Lack of true gratitude (more than words)
-Hostility (Forgive your mom and dad their just human)
-Stubbornness, have to be right (I am out out)
-We all bull**t but I hope you don’t buy your own bulls**t
-Winning at all cost
-Overly completive with me (It should me and you against the world)(Bonnie and Clyde)
-A lack moral reasoning
-Good resters /sleepers
-high maintain (not too Glam)
-abuses the relationship system: (Just because you can get away with it doesn’t mean you should)
- In short “mean people suck”
Turn Ons -Attitude is everything
-Opposite of said Turn offs
-Sugar sweet, even when people aren’t looking
-Fun, wants to make my life better
-Daily compassion fo