UPDATE: I am now happily married but also happily poly and I like to drink whiskey with cute people and party naked sometimes.
ALSO, hey just because I mention that I like to party naked sometimes does not mean that I don't want to flirt a little bit or get to know you before you ask me if I spit or swallow or anything along those lines.
Alright, let's be honest here.
My dexterity score is 3.
I've got charisma at 7 but that score gets bumped up to a 20 with my mighty drunkenness buff.
Intelligence at 16, Con at 9 million and Strength and Wisdom yet to be announced. :P
I've got a -3 on my balance checks and a +93275632 on being ****ING AWESOME.
You add in the fact that I have Extremely Hilarious and Brimming With Sarcasm bonus feats, I might just be the best person ever.
ALSO. I am almost six feet tall.
So I like to say that I am half ogre with the heart of a kender.
I love these things:
Dungeons And Dragons.
Mario Party but also hella other video games.
More stuff too, I guess.
And I am fat and okay with it, not fishing for a compliment, I am a large being and I am soft and bountiful and I don't hate it.
And I like to pretend that my life is more than just waiting for the next disaster.
And I like to pretend that I am clever and pretty and not a waste of your time.
And. Hell, I just like to pretend.
Which is probably why I embrace my inner nerd and play Dungeons and Dragons on a regular basis.
I am much too sarcastic for my own good and nowhere near as tactful as I should be.
I am a girl that loves rum. and beer. and sometimes whiskey. and...well, let's just say that I have alot of love. lol
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
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