rissrolls20s: I heard u like the bad girls, honey. Is that true?
Smokes Occasionally with Big & Tall/BBW body type
Chico, California
30 year old Female, 5' 10" (178cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Aquarius
rissrolls20s wants to date but nothing serious.
Some college

I am Seeking a Man For Dating
Needs Test View her relationship needs Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? Often (>3times/week) Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Black Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? No Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 3 years How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious
Pets No Pets Second Language Other

About Me
UPDATE: I am now happily married but also happily poly and I like to drink whiskey with cute people and party naked sometimes.
ALSO, hey just because I mention that I like to party naked sometimes does not mean that I don't want to flirt a little bit or get to know you before you ask me if I spit or swallow or anything along those lines.

Alright, let's be honest here.
My dexterity score is 3.
I've got charisma at 7 but that score gets bumped up to a 20 with my mighty drunkenness buff.
Intelligence at 16, Con at 9 million and Strength and Wisdom yet to be announced. :P
I've got a -3 on my balance checks and a +93275632 on being ****ING AWESOME.
You add in the fact that I have Extremely Hilarious and Brimming With Sarcasm bonus feats, I might just be the best person ever.
ALSO. I am almost six feet tall.
So I like to say that I am half ogre with the heart of a kender.

I love these things:
Dungeons And Dragons.
Admiring myself.
Mario Party but also hella other video games.
Board games!
More stuff too, I guess.

And I am fat and okay with it, not fishing for a compliment, I am a large being and I am soft and bountiful and I don't hate it.

And I like to pretend that my life is more than just waiting for the next disaster.
And I like to pretend that I am clever and pretty and not a waste of your time.
And. Hell, I just like to pretend.
Which is probably why I embrace my inner nerd and play Dungeons and Dragons on a regular basis.

I am much too sarcastic for my own good and nowhere near as tactful as I should be.

And Also.
I am a girl that loves rum. and beer. and sometimes whiskey. and...well, let's just say that I have alot of love. lol

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Would you rather be able to teleport or shape shift?