I am... the most serious clown you'll ever meet. If you're looking for a guy that's status quo, move on because I am not looking for a status quo woman (unless you're just super hot, then I'll just deal with it for a while). I am looking for an intelligent, open minded woman willing and eager to have a conversation, an intelligent conversation... I am a traveler/explorer. I spend my time living for today, not just planning for tomorrow or next year. I am a risk taker and nothing scares me (except a lighted match). I like to go 100 mph for days then sleep till I feel like waking up. I'm NOT a TV guy, however there's days when a couch day sounds fantastic and I'll watch whatever you'd like me to check out (#bringback80'ssitcoms). I feel there's more interesting things to do besides TV all the time. I have a very advanced sense of humor and appreciate the same. If you can make me laugh, BONUS!! If you're into games, it better be Monopoly or Sorry! And if the best you can do is post filtered pics with ridiculous animal ears and a flawless face, please, for the love of God, STOP DOING THAT! It's not cute and a severe let down when a guy actually meets you. Just be yourself!! Your not 12! :D. I'm not a paid member, basically because, well, I'm not an idiot, so don't "wants to meet me". Just send me message. We're not all on here looking for nude pics ya know...
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Tell me a funny story that starts with "This one time"... And please get off politics! It's for the weak!