I like to live my life on the edge by spending my weeknights reading the Twilight series. I also like to call all my buddies over for what we call Bieber Fest. We party it up in my mom's basement with some of Justin's hit singles playing at a respectful volume as to not disturb the neighbors. When we are on our best behavior, my mom will usually bake up a batch of cookies for us, which you have to try sometime, she really cooks with love. At the end the night, we like to finish by watching Never Say Never, and I always end up shedding some tears to which my buddies are always quick to comfort me. Biebs is truly a gift to earth from God.
I should also have you know I have a ritual called "terminator". I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize Arnie. I then start to hum the terminator theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy.
If you're still reading, then you probably have a good sense of humor, which means there is a good chance we may get along. In case you aren't the sharpest crayon in the box, the entire first paragraph is a lie, I don't read Twilight books, and I don't listen to Justin Bieber. The second paragraph may or may not be a lie, you'll have to find that out.